Finish my Sentence Game...

Post by **MrKABC** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:57 pm

take this sheet music with you. Make sure you learn all of the lyrics to.......Helen Reddy's showtunes!" Mr. KABC made a sour face. "I'd rather go back to being a woman than sing Helen Reddy ANYTHING! Well, if YOU won't help me, I know someone who will!" he snarled. Rubbing his feather-covered hands together briskly, Mr. KABC said, "Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice!" At once, a bright light and black and white stripes appeared. Then.....

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:44 am

At once, a bright light and black and white stripes appeared. Then a convict named Clarence appeared and said, "Baby, you are one FINE piece of work." He seized MrKABC by the scruff and dragged him toward the nearest brushy ravine where he....

Post by **Creator** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:16 am

He seized MrKABC by the scruff and dragged him toward the nearest brushy ravine where Mr KABC screamed as soon as he was out of sight. A sound of ripping was heard, then ungodly screeches, then suddenly the group heard Mr KABC singing show tunes!! Everyone looked at each other and chuckled and then Cho said "...

Post by **dennisrwood** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:11 am

Unfortunalty, his speech was cut off by Jay, of kevinswatch, who just wanted everyone to get along, so he suggested...
that they stop by Avatar's house and smoke some of his special cigs, when a long missing board member stepped forward, everyone gasped, "it's..."

Post by **MrKABC** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:18 pm

"it's... VAIN!" The black ur-vile stepped forward, heels of the Staff of Law glinting dully in the moonlight, and quickly vanished into the bushes after Clarence the Convict. Screaming quickly ensued, with the Demondim-spawn hurling Clarence out of the bushes, and then administering a devastating kick in the ass. Clarence was then ripped down by a slight hand gesture from the ur-vile. "Now why did you have to do that?" squealed Jay. "I was just...... "

Post by **drew** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:19 pm

Clarence was then ripped down by a slight hand gesture from the ur-vile. "Now why did you have to do that?" squealed Jay. "I was just getting to like that guy!"
"But Jay my old friend", started Vain. "Clarence is the culprit who started the bug on www.kevinswatch.com, it's his fault all of those posts went missing." By now Jay started frothing at the mouth.
"And", Vain continued, "He's also that Russian Spam-Bot that seems to show up every couple of months!"
"Well then", Jay started, "I think we've just..."

Post by **dennisrwood** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 6:45 am

"Well then", Jay started, "I think we've just..."

"solved all of our problems, let's say we hang him by his..."

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:32 pm

"Well then", Jay started, "I think we've just..."

"solved all of our problems, let's say we hang him by his bugs that he planted"

Looking at Jay, Vain asked,
"Don't you mean by his..."

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:29 pm

Looking at Jay, Vain asked,
"Don't you mean by his thumbs?"

"Whatever," Jay replied, "Just so long as it's ..."

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:22 pm

Looking at Jay, Vain asked,
"Don't you mean by his thumbs?"

"Whatever," Jay replied, "Just so long as it's a good ol' fashion hanging."

With that said, Vain whipped out a coil of clingar and threw it over the nearest tree branch.
"Any last words?"

"Just one thing," proclaimed Clarence.
"I just want..."

Post by **drew** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:49 pm

"Just one thing," proclaimed Clarence.
"I just want..I Just ..want...I.."by now clarence was sobbing violently..."I just wanted Danlo to be my friend, I thought this was the only way for him to notice me!"
-on that note, everybody....

Post by **onewyteduck** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:09 am

I Just ..want...I.."by now clarence was sobbing violently..."I just wanted Danlo to be my friend, I thought this was the only way for him to notice me!"
-on that note, everybody called for Cheval to come on over and get saddled up for the good old-fashioned hangin' but Cheval......

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:15 am

-on that note, everybody called for Cheval to come on over and get saddled up for the good old-fashioned hangin' but Cheval felt some sorrow for the chap and meekfully told everyone that this is turning into a lynch-mob.
With mouths gapped open, the crown turned to him and...

Post by **drew** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:26 pm

Cheval felt some sorrow for the chap and meekfully told everyone that this is turning into a lynch-mob.
With mouths gapped open, the crown turned to him and warned him not to interupt a Lynch Mob ever again!!!
But something if chevels words hit home..we let Clarence go, but he had to stick to one condition. He had to...

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:51 pm

But something if Chevels words hit home..we let Clarence go, but he had to stick to one condition. He had to post in the "Apology" thread and write one hundred times: "....

Post by **onewyteduck** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:35 pm

post in the "Apology" thread and write one hundred times: "I am lower than a Raver, not fit to lick the bottom of Thomas Covenant's boot clean. I should be....."

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:40 pm

post in the "Apology" thread and write one hundred times: "I am lower than a Raver, not fit to lick the bottom of Thomas Covenant's boot clean. I should be flogged within an inch of my life at least twice a day."

Poor Clarence readily agreed to everything because...

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:39 am

Poor Clarence readily agreed to everything because
he's just a nice person after all and meant to...

Post by **onewyteduck** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:48 am

he's just a nice person after all and meant to bring peace and harmony to the Think Tank. That will never happen of course, because.....

Post by **MrKABC** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:47 am

That will never happen of course, because.....Hile Troy is a sadistic overseer that won't allow a moment's peace. Upon releasing Clarence, the KW crowd decided it was time to return to the Minnesota cornfield of dreams to resume their party that had been so rudely interrupted about seven pages ago. Cail locked arms with Cheval, and with the Duck flapping overhead, began to sing, "we're off to see the.... "

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