Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:03 am**

Long story...don't ask.

Posted: **Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:14 pm**

Marks don't count in My universe

Posted: **Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:24 am**

Never turned in a lick of homework all my life...ain't about to start now.

Posted: **Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:55 pm**

Order a pizza and we'll discuss this "homework" thing.

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:59 am**

Perhaps we should look at your OWN inadequacy as a teacher in failing to complete all the assigned work during class time, and allowing me MY down-time as outlined in the "Students' Rights" manifesto.

Posted: **Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:46 am**

"Q", that guy from Star Trek: TNG, has it right now going and is checking my answers for me.

Posted: **Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:26 am**

Ran out of time - damn thing was scheduled to self-destruct and nobody told me...

Posted: **Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:19 pm**

Seppuku practice went long.

Posted: **Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:26 am**

Tide went out and took my homework with it.

Posted: **Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:27 pm**

Ur-Vile wedge destroyed my 3 ring binder.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:26 am**

dAN!

Vogons destroyed it to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:34 pm**

Would have done my homework but life got in the way

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:08 pm**

Xerox malfunction from too many reproductions of my wiggly Waynhim a$$... so I couldn't copy anybody's work.

Posted: **Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:43 am**

You know, this homework line you keep spinning is getting a bit repetitious...

Posted: **Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:55 pm**

Zoonosis paper again? Haven't we already done that?

Posted: **Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:48 am**

Actually, I find the whole exercise redundant. Here, have a twinkie instead...

Posted: **Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:43 pm**

Because I, um... I, uh...

Just because!

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:42 am**

Cuz I wuz drinkin' and drivin' and got caught by the fuzz.

Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:44 am**

DEAD. I'm spending the year dead for tax reasons, so homework will just have to wait til the end of the financial year comes round.

Posted: **Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:43 am**

Exiled from this country...
cannot return to do homework without ammunity visa.

Kevin's Watch

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