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Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2014 3:22 am
by sgt.null
the first storms approach.
thunder, lightning, frightening
knock on wood baby
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2014 3:44 am
by rdhopeca
knock on wood baby
ouch you crushed my banana
double entendre
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:02 am
by sgt.null
double entendre
three's company anyone?
ah, sitcom follies!
Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2014 6:57 pm
by Cord Hurn
ah, sitcom follies!
for those I'll waste more minutes
need more cheap laughs now
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 5:52 pm
by sgt.null
need more cheap laughs now
clown prostitutes expensive
can't wash off grease paint
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:56 pm
by ussusimiel
Can't wash off grease paint.
Shouldn't have loaded grease gun
with magnolia.
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 2:26 am
by Cord Hurn
With magnolia
Alabama salutes us
And with fried chicken.
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:03 am
by Linna Heartbooger
And with fried chicken
interrupting each sentence,
she told me what's up.
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 3:15 pm
by wayfriend
She told me what's up
but, when I thought about it,
it looked down to me.
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 6:10 pm
by Savor Dam
It looked down to me
Despite the label saying
It was fiberfill
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 7:48 pm
by ussusimiel
It was fiberfill.
I ate until I was full,
then empty again.
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 9:51 pm
by aliantha
Then empty again
the wastebaskets, while knowing
the chore won't stay done.
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 9:54 pm
by wayfriend
The chore won't stay done
We'll just make another goal
After a million
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 9:56 pm
by aliantha
After a million
we'll aim for a billion. Our
next stop, the moon, baby!
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:21 pm
by ussusimiel
Next stop, the moon, baby!
A great place for the next 'Fest.
Oh, no! Not Vulgas!
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 11:15 pm
by wayfriend
Oh, no! Not Vulgas!
It's my least favorite name
for a baby girl.
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 12:46 am
by Cord Hurn
For a baby girl
You sure seem to know what you
Really want right now.
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:47 am
by Savor Dam
Really want right now
With its manifest sweetness
To last forever...
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:11 pm
by wayfriend
To last forever
static; stagnant; unable
to live happily.
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:10 pm
by Savor Dam
To live happily
Seek out less static and more
Electricity