Kevin's Watch

when suddenly walked in Sheriff Lytton, who promptly ...

when suddenly walked in Sheriff Lytton, who promptly ... took a hatchet to the keg, and pulled out his .357 and started to...

when suddenly walked in Sheriff Lytton, who promptly ... took a hatchet to the keg, and pulled out his .357 and started to shoot at everyone in sight!!! Creator could do nothing but wave his hands and suddenly everyone ... and their party supplies (minus the Sheriff) were translated to the Land!!! Mr KABC looked around ...

shoot at everyone in sight!!! Creator could do nothing but wave his hands and suddenly everyone ... and their party supplies (minus the Sheriff) were translated to the Land!!! Mr KABC looked around and said, "Whoa, Dude! Like, were in the Land! Cool!" and started to hunt for.....

Creator could do nothing but wave his hands and suddenly everyone and their party supplies (minus the Sheriff) were translated to the Land!!! Mr KABC looked around and said, "Whoa, Dude! Like, were in the Land! Cool!" and started to hunt for a way down from Kevin's Watch.
Looking around, MrKABC asked, "How can we be sure that this...

a way down from Kevin's Watch.
Looking around, MrKABC asked, "How can we be sure that this is really safe to climb down? Maybe we should look for a better way!" Then he noticed Ducky and said, "Hey Ducky, why don't you fly......

Then he noticed Ducky and said, "Hey Ducky, why don't you fly......
us down? To which Ducky smiled and stated; "You compliment my strength, however I am not a phoenix that can hull the bulk of you down this incline. We must traverse the path of our hero and rejoice in the..."

You compliment my strength, however I am not a phoenix that can hull the bulk of you down this incline. We must traverse the path of our hero and rejoice in the basking glow of that....dusty....brown...sun..."
"Oh Great", replied Khat "We showed up during the SUNBANE Years!"
"Well," said MR KABC "there's only one who can save us."
Ducky interupted, "You don't mean......"

"Well," said MR KABC "there's only one who can save us."
Ducky interupted, "You don't mean......" Mr. KABC made shushing motions and nodded. "Yes, but be quiet about it. I don't want to tip our hand." The Duck quacked in agreement while Khat and Creator stared at the pair crossly. "Do you mind telling me what you're scheming about over there?" called the Creator. "I would like to know because, I have a really big...."

"Do you mind telling me what you're scheming about over there?" called the Creator. "I would like to know because, I have a really big urge to go to White Castle!"

Cho, who was still hammered, said, "The heck with reality. I'm having a nap." So she...

Cho, who was still hammered, said, "The heck with reality. I'm having a nap."
So she tipped back a jug of springwine (Which mysteriously appeared in her hand) and took a few gulps.

Everyone else was looking...

fearfully at the pack of Ur-viles that had begun slinking towards them, but Cho just....

but Cho just....shotgunned the jug of springwine. tipping back she belched loudly and said...

"Good night."

Whereupon she curled into a fuzzy pink ball (because, of course, she was wearing her fuzzy pink footie pjs) and began to snore loudly.

"I want some spring wine," said Cail sadly as he....

"I want some spring wine," said Cail sadly as he started to hike own Kevins Watch.
Although, since this was the age of the Sunbane, there would only be Metheglin. Under the corona of the sun, the group walked down to...

Under the corona of the sun, the group walked down to...funky town, where the party went on during the whole cycle! they met Sgt.Wood there, and he had just bought...

a rather spacious condominum with a jacuzzi whirlpool. Immediately, everyone ...

Under the corona of the sun, the group walked down to...funky town, where the party went on during the whole cycle! they met Sgt.Wood there, and he had just bought a rather spacious condominum with a jacuzzi whirlpool. Immediately, everyone realized that all form of water evaporate during a Desert sun.
But then Khatalena held up a large 'S' and pointed it towards the sun.
Perplexed, Dennis asked what she was doing.
"Well" said Khat "What do you get when you add an 'S' to 'Desert'?"
"deserts?" asked Dennis
"Nooooo.." Said Khat "....................."

"Well" said Khat "What do you get when you add an 'S' to 'Desert'?"
"deserts?" asked Dennis
"Nooooo.." Said Khat "DESSERT!"

Instantly the jacuzzi was filled with creamy, delicious fudge pudding! Swirls of real whipping cream veined the scrumptious confection.

"Kowabunga!" shouted Cail, grabbing a spoon and cannonballing into the center, causing a spray of chocolate to spatter the others.

"Well," said Cheval philosophically, "We've already got it on us."

Murmuring in agreement, the others...

Murmuring in agreement, the others suddenly began to fling chocolate at the pack of ur-viles that was still slinking closer towards them.
After feasting on the chocolate, the ur-viles then...