Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:49 pm**

Zebra's cage needed cleaning and accidentally used homework papers for bottom of cage.
(Yes, I used ALL 376 pages of my essay)

Posted: **Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:29 pm**

alcohol poisoning

Posted: **Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:03 pm**

Benzene fumes overcame me.

Posted: **Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:29 pm**

crack addiction takes all of my time.

Posted: **Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:43 am**

death of my goldfish has driven me to drink

Posted: **Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:17 am**

eating bad tomatoes caused me stmache distress.

Posted: **Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:05 pm**

Flesh eating bug has got my legs, and I'm waiting in for the prosthetic ones to be delivered.

($10.99 a pair delivered from Wal-Mart, bargain)

Posted: **Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:15 pm**

got gout.

Posted: **Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:59 pm**

Harry Potter zapped it withi his wand

Posted: **Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:13 pm**

Interpol took it away for forensic testing

Posted: **Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:42 am**

Just decided that doing homework sucked!!

Posted: **Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:38 pm**

Kevins Watch trolls ate my homework

Posted: **Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:53 pm**

lubrication spilled all over it, had to throw it away.

Posted: **Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:13 pm**

Masticated it, then spat it down the toilet

Posted: **Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:45 pm**

neocons confiscated it, for homeland security reasons.

Posted: **Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:49 pm**

Overfed the cat, and he puked on it

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:20 pm**

Perfect Day outside, played Hooky.

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:07 pm**

Questioned the legality of the homework subject

Posted: **Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:14 pm**

Rested until Lost came on...forgot all about the homework.

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:12 pm**

Snakes were on a plane and I had to go disfuse the problem.

ABC Why I Didn't Turn In My Homework game