Kevin's Watch

After feasting on the chocolate, the ur-viles then protrated themselves before their new gods, the providers of good things to eat, and worshipped them.

This was so surprising that....

This was so surprising that Cail began doing the robot while agging the ur-viles to join in-the urviles instead opted to form a conga wedge.It crept into the mind of cho,that if a whole mirkfruit smashed in your face would knock you out,then maybe just a little snort would......................

urviles instead opted to form a conga wedge.It crept into the mind of cho,that if a whole mirkfruit smashed in your face would knock you out,then maybe just a little snort would......................
send you to a happy, happy place. so Cho started to...

so Cho started to rub her little button nose into the pulpy center of the mirkfruit. In a few moments

so Cho started to rub her little button nose into the pulpy center of the mirkfruit. In a few moments she started sneezing uncontrollably.
Strangly, this sneesing was able to call forth a host of pround Rahnyn, who then...

Strangly, this sneesing was able to call forth a host of pround Rahnyn, who then began to nuzzle Cho's pockets, for it is well known that she always carries lumps of sugar and little carrot sticks.

Happily distributing treats to her new friends, Cho ...

Happily distributing treats to her new friends, Cho was concerned that the Sunbane would transform the Ranyhyn. Creator waved his hands and the Sunbane was eliminated! (pain in the ... er ... neck Sunbane anyway!) Another wave and Ms KABC, who committed to behaiving, was now Mr KABC again! The Ranyhyn offered themselves to the group who then ...

The Ranyhyn offered themselves to the group who then rode off in search of Giants.
MR KABC, who was unsure of how glad he was to be a man after hours of riding barebacked, looked ahead and saw a bunch of people stading around that were from a JRR Tolken fan-site!! "Oh that's just great!" he thought "....."

"Oh that's just great!" he thought ".....We are gonna hear a bunch of BS from the crowd that brags that SAURON'S ring is more bad-ass than Covenant's White Gold ring." Wincing in pain that the galloping Ranyhyn had caused to his more tender areas, Mr. KABC called out to the crowd. "Hey, losers! Have any of you.... "

".....We are gonna hear a bunch of BS from the crowd that brags that SAURON'S ring is more bad-ass than Covenant's White Gold ring." Wincing in pain that the galloping Ranyhyn had caused to his more tender areas, Mr. KABC called out to the crowd. "Hey, losers! Have any of you ever seen what happens when you punch an Ur-Vile in the nose? You should try it!" All of the Watchers started giggling as Mr KABC continued, "They turn into .... "

"Hey, losers! Have any of you ever seen what happens when you punch an Ur-Vile in the nose? You should try it!" All of the Watchers started giggling as Mr KABC continued, "They turn into .... "
Hobbits and will provide a special picnic lunch for you!" Cho added, stifling a chuckle; "Be sure to ask for their special WEDGE OF CHEESE!" The Watch quest then rode on roaring with glee, when Khat, looking a little like a hobbit herself, looked back on the JRR Tolkein fans and said; "Maybe we should stop and explain the land to them, they will not know about the..."

"Maybe we should stop and explain The Land to them,they will not know about the Forestal in Andelain,what if they wander in there and try to roast marshmallows?Ah forget about those guys let them go looking for Sam and Frodo lets....................

"Maybe we should stop and explain The Land to them,they will not know about the Forestal in Andelain,what if they wander in there and try to roast marshmallows?Ah forget about those guys let them go looking for Sam and Frodo lets...instead return to that magical island and we can all hang out with...
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instead return to that magical island and we can all hang out with Gilligan and the Skipper too. The millionaire and his wife, a movie star, the Professor and Mary Ann". All the Watchers agreed that this was a great idea but then Cheval and Creator started up with that old argument about Ginger or Mary Ann and...

Ginger or Mary Ann and...carried it on until the riders reached the dark, forbidding trees of Garroting Deep. A blast of music ensued, and a large, bearded man clad in a white robe appeared. "I'm Caer-ChoChiyo, the forestal around these here parts," the man proclaimed. "I see you bear with you one that has copied my name. That's mighty sad, because the penalty for plagiarism around here is... "

Thats mighty sad because the penalty for plagiarism around here is....you must find me a shrubery...or give me your fuzzy pink footy pajamas-they look so cozy.At this Caer-ChoChiyo said "Ni" raised his staff above his head and........................................

At this Caer-ChoChiyo said "Ni" raised his staff above his head and toppled over onto his back. (He was a decrepit old git. And he smelled funny too.)

So, Cho took his staff and pulled off one of MrKABC's socks and put it over the end after stuffing it with leaves and debris. "Look," she cried, "I have a stick horse!"

And she began...

And she began...chanting in an odd voice..."Owa Tagu Siam" over and over again, when there was a blast of smoke, and now standing naked in front of the group was...

and now standing naked in front of the group was ChoChiyo with a towering Caer-ChoChiyo standing over her dressed in pink footy pajamas.Nobody chants "Owa Tagu Siam"in my forest,but I am not completely heartless here ChoChiyo Plagiarist and Button Nose bearer put on this................................................

and now standing naked in front of the group was ChoChiyo with a towering Caer-ChoChiyo standing over her dressed in pink footy pajamas."Just had a narcolepsy attack.............................................

suddenly Avatar woke from a very odd dream about his fellow posters, he got up for a smoke when he heard a banging at his window...