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Three big boys stole my homework and ran away
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Under the penalty of law,
I could not remove the wrapper from my new textbook.
Therefore, I could not do the homework assignment.
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It's 4:19...
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very sleepy from all of the downers i took
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Way too hyped to do homework from all the uppers I took
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X-ray monster incinerated my homework!!
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you are not my beautiful wife, this is not my beautiful house, how did i get here?
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zealous devotees of Dionysus came to prostylize me, and insisted that I spend the night in debauchery.
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artistic blockage has taken all of my time.
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Because I am sooooooo tired!
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Can't bring myself to lower myself to your level of teaching
sgtnull wrote:you are not my beautiful wife, this is not my beautiful house, how did i get here?
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I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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thanks! :)

day after day, my love turns grey, like the skin on a dying man. and night after night we pretend it's alright and I have grown colder and you have grown older and nothing very much fun anymore.
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Every time I look at my homework...I go Blind!
I thought you were a ripe grape
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Feeling groggy - room is spinning - homework .... :throwup:
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going to the chapel and going to get married.
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Hellfire! I got too wrapped in this book about this guy with Leprosy......
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i'm only dating small farm animals right no, so sorry.
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whoa sarge - doing so many ABC's ya forgot!!! this is HOMEWORK!!!! :P

Just didn't want to do my HOMEWORK!! ;)
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i thought it was a valid excuse? :)

kangaroos ate my homework.
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Laughing at Sarge so hard, I pee'd all over it!
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Made a big bonfire from my homework and danced round it naked all night singing raindance songs.
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