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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 10:41 pm
by Phantasm
Three big boys stole my homework and ran away
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:48 am
by Cheval
Under the penalty of law,
I could not remove the wrapper from my new textbook.
Therefore, I could not do the homework assignment.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:12 am
by sgt.null
very sleepy from all of the downers i took
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:17 pm
by Phantasm
Way too hyped to do homework from all the uppers I took
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:21 pm
by Creator
X-ray monster incinerated my homework!!
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:56 am
by sgt.null
you are not my beautiful wife, this is not my beautiful house, how did i get here?
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:05 am
by Wyldewode
zealous devotees of Dionysus came to prostylize me, and insisted that I spend the night in debauchery.
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:47 am
by sgt.null
artistic blockage has taken all of my time.
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:25 pm
by Creator
Because I am sooooooo tired!
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:17 pm
by drew
Can't bring myself to lower myself to your level of teaching
sgtnull wrote:you are not my beautiful wife, this is not my beautiful house, how did i get here?
-Excellent

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:41 am
by sgt.null
thanks!
day after day, my love turns grey, like the skin on a dying man. and night after night we pretend it's alright and I have grown colder and you have grown older and nothing very much fun anymore.
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:34 am
by drew
Every time I look at my homework...I go Blind!
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:52 pm
by Creator
Feeling groggy - room is spinning - homework ....

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:57 pm
by sgt.null
going to the chapel and going to get married.
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:28 pm
by onewyteduck
Hellfire! I got too wrapped in this book about this guy with Leprosy......
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:36 pm
by sgt.null
i'm only dating small farm animals right no, so sorry.
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:56 pm
by Creator
whoa sarge - doing so many ABC's ya forgot!!! this is HOMEWORK!!!!
Just didn't want to do my HOMEWORK!!

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:06 pm
by sgt.null
i thought it was a valid excuse?
kangaroos ate my homework.
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:57 am
by onewyteduck
Laughing at Sarge so hard, I pee'd all over it!
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:25 pm
by Phantasm
Made a big bonfire from my homework and danced round it naked all night singing raindance songs.