Kevin's Watch

suddenly Avatar woke from a very odd dream about his fellow posters, he got up for a smoke when he heard a banging at his window... Upon looking out, he found Vain, the menacing ur-vile, glaring at him eyelessly. The heels of the Staff of Law glinted dully on his right wrist and left ankle, and he raised his hand in a threatening gesture. "GLAAAAAAG," choked out Avatar, "What did I do to deserve this?" The constriction of Avatar's throat grew, and then Vain said melliflously, "......

Upon looking out, he found Vain, the menacing ur-vile, glaring at him eyelessly. The heels of the Staff of Law glinted dully on his right wrist and left ankle, and he raised his hand in a threatening gesture. "GLAAAAAAG," choked out Avatar, "What did I do to deserve this?" The constriction of Avatar's throat grew, and then Vain said melliflously, "Well" said Vain "Wasn't it You who started the Kevins wartch bug? Don't you know how long I had to work to fix it?"
"But" interuped the Creator " Wasn't it that Clarence guy? He even started an appology thread about it kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=6097"
"Oh" said vain "My bad, let me buy you a....."

"Oh" said vain "My bad, let me buy you some beer! Then you can get back to sleep and find out what happens to our adventurous group!" Avatar agreed, drank the case of beer Vain provided, and slowly passed ou ... er ... fell asleep. The dream reformed (or is it a dream!), we are slowly transported back ....

we are slowly transported back ....
...until the riders reached the dark, forbidding trees of Garroting Deep. A blast of music ensued, and a large, bearded man clad in a white robe appeared. "I'm Caer-ChoChiyo, the forestal around these here parts," the man proclaimed. "I see you bear with you one that has copied my name. That's mighty sad, because the penalty for plagiarism around here is... "

"I'm Caer-ChoChiyo, the forestal around these here parts," the man proclaimed. "I see you bear with you one that has copied my name. That's mighty sad, because the penalty for plagiarism around here is the dreadful act of deja vu.
To start this off right, we will start with the debate of Ginger and Mary-Ann, then move along into the finding of a ..."

To start this off right, we will start with the debate of Ginger and Mary-Ann, then move along into the finding of a ...shrubbery." Caer-ChoChiyo grinned, his white sendaline robes swirling about him. "Isn't the lore of deja vu great?" he proclaimed. Cho started to inch forward, attempting to knock the Forestal over, but he seemed to anticipate her move, and cried, "Hold!" and gestured in her direction. Cho immediately.....

Cho immediately became both very angry and very afraid,until her anxiety was made manifest in a blinding flash of pink flame and light-ahhhh! The prophesy of the pink footy pajamas is true,a powerful talisman you bear.Young Cho I beseech the to....................

The prophesy of the pink footy pajamas is true,a powerful talisman you bear.Young Cho I beseech the to find a Puisance of Formication"
At that, the quest set out to find the POF, the first thing they encountered was.....

At that the quest set out to find the POF,the first thing they encountered was.......Burt Renolds wearing a cowboy hat leaning against a black 1970's firebird transam."Oh look its The Bandit shouted Cail he could help us....................................................

."Oh look its The Bandit!" shouted Cail, "he could help us..." However, as the group drew closer, it became apparent that The Bandit was in fact Jerry Reed wearing a hideously false moustache and terribly wretched costume. Cail winced in disgust. "I thought that we could get some REAL help here," he sniffed. "We will never find the PUISSANCE OF FORMICATION now!" The Forestal, Caer-ChoChiyo, nodded somberly and said, ".......

"We will never find the PUISSANCE OF FORMICATION now!" The Forestal, Caer-ChoChiyo, nodded somberly and said, "It's not that easy!"
"what did you say?" asked the creator
"Don't touch me!" Answerd Caer-Cho. "Oh Foamfollower...oh Joan...Oh Mhoram..oh..."
"Holy Cow!!!" said MR KABC.."I think she's...."

"Don't touch me!" Answerd Caer-Cho. "Oh Foamfollower...oh Joan...Oh Mhoram..oh..."
"Holy Cow!!!" said MR KABC.."I think she's having a flashback from the 70's!
This could get bad.
Quick! someone get some..."

"Quick! someone get some hurtloam! I think Caer-ChoChiyo is possed by ...

hurtloam! I think Caer-ChoChiyo is possed by Ann Coulter and everyone knows that if so...

I think Caer-ChoChiyo is possed by Ann Coulter and everyone knows that if so..., Mr. KABC will immediately fall on his knees and worship the ground she walks on, since he thinks Ann Coulter is a GODDESS!!" Mr. KABC leaned intently over the distraught Forestal, trying to divine if the possessing spirit was in fact the wonderful, vivacious, all-powerful GODDESS Ann Coulter. Suddenly, Caer-ChoChiyo stood bolt upright, white robes flaring out, and grabbed his staff in a combat grip and said, "....

Suddenly, Caer-ChoChiyo stood bolt upright, white robes flaring out, and grabbed his staff in a combat grip and said, "Oh...I though you were still a woman!"
"All man Baby" answered MR KABC "But that acctually is my staff."
"Pity" said Cho "I was hoping for some..."

Suddenly, Caer-ChoChiyo stood bolt upright, white robes flaring out, and grabbed his staff in a combat grip and said, "Oh...I though you were still a woman!"
"All man Baby" answered MR KABC "But that acctually is my staff."
"Pity" said Cho "I was hoping for some...fun times"
"I guess I'll just have to ring up..."

fun times"
"I guess I'll just have to ring up Domino's and order a bunch of pizza. Then we can all..."

Then we can all...figure out who's paying for it. I'd guess the richest of us is...

Then we can all figure out who's paying for it.
I'd guess the richest of us is the person who will leave the tip and pay for delivery.
"All right Dennisrwood," Onewyteduck said.
"hand over your..."