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Vain used it for srist and ankle bands.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Waynhim's build a waymeet out of the sheets of paper, and stole my lunch as well. Maybe I should start paying them the "protection" money.
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X-lax overdose, I needed something to wipe with....
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You know, I just couldn't be arsed doing it... 8)
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Zack peed on em.
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Android used to reprogram it's memory chip.
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Birinair accidentally lit it on fire.
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CRS set in and forgot to do it.
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Dumbass homework. Why would I want to do it in the first place?
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Elephant ate dog, dog ate homework.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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Farcical project, I will not do it.
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Got sidetracked by not giving a crap about my homework. My bad.
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Hospital called, said my mom was there in the ER, but when I got there, they said they never heard of her. I called other hospitals, and also couldn't find her. I drove around all night looking for her, finally decided that I should wait by the phone and see if anybody calls again, and she was home with a new boyfriend. I guess they wanted to get rid of me.
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Incompetent. That's what I am. Just plain incompitent. Sorry for being so bloody incompotent. Besides I think my homework was an English assignment and clearly I've learned nothing since I can't spell worth a crap. Best for all concerned that I drop out of school now and save myself further embarassment.
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Jumbo sausage took me all night to eat, leaving me no time for homework.
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Krusty the Klown came by last night, and I spent all night consoling him.
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Lost my glasses in the garbage disposal and when I reached in to save them my hand was horribly mangled. Naturally I couldn't do my homework with only one hand and no glasses. Duh!
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Mannequins ate my parents at the mall!
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Nobody told me I had homework until now! How can you expect me to do something if you don't bother to explain that I have to do it? Huh? Well? You have a timed and dated video tape showing you telling the class in detail what the assignement was? I see. Which way to the Dean's office?
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Origami is so pretty... would you like a calculus tiger?
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