Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:12 pm**

Vain used it for srist and ankle bands.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:41 pm**

Waynhim's build a waymeet out of the sheets of paper, and stole my lunch as well. Maybe I should start paying them the "protection" money.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:46 pm**

X-lax overdose, I needed something to wipe with....

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:35 am**

You know, I just couldn't be arsed doing it...

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:39 pm**

Zack peed on em.

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:34 pm**

Android used to reprogram it's memory chip.

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:44 pm**

Birinair accidentally lit it on fire.

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:10 pm**

CRS set in and forgot to do it.
(Can't Remember S***)

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:17 pm**

Dumbass homework. Why would I want to do it in the first place?

Posted: **Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:05 pm**

Elephant ate dog, dog ate homework.

Posted: **Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:43 pm**

Farcical project, I will not do it.

Posted: **Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:45 am**

Got sidetracked by not giving a crap about my homework. My bad.

Posted: **Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:29 pm**

Hospital called, said my mom was there in the ER, but when I got there, they said they never heard of her. I called other hospitals, and also couldn't find her. I drove around all night looking for her, finally decided that I should wait by the phone and see if anybody calls again, and she was home with a new boyfriend. I guess they wanted to get rid of me.

Posted: **Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:39 pm**

Incompetent. That's what I am. Just plain incompitent. Sorry for being so bloody incompotent. Besides I think my homework was an English assignment and clearly I've learned nothing since I can't spell worth a crap. Best for all concerned that I drop out of school now and save myself further embarassment.

Posted: **Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:47 pm**

Jumbo sausage took me all night to eat, leaving me no time for homework.

Posted: **Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:22 pm**

Krusty the Klown came by last night, and I spent all night consoling him.

Posted: **Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:51 pm**

Lost my glasses in the garbage disposal and when I reached in to save them my hand was horribly mangled. Naturally I couldn't do my homework with only one hand and no glasses. Duh!

Posted: **Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:08 pm**

Mannequins ate my parents at the mall!

Posted: **Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:11 pm**

Nobody told me I had homework until now! How can you expect me to do something if you don't bother to explain that I have to do it? Huh? Well? You have a timed and dated video tape showing you telling the class in detail what the assignement was? I see. Which way to the Dean's office?

Posted: **Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:21 pm**

Origami is so pretty... would you like a calculus tiger?

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