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Perhaps I'd do my homework if you could prove to me you did all your homework when you were my age, and it netted you a career more lucrative than, say, a teacher.
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Quelled an uprising of orcs last night. You should be thanking me. They were all ready to kill all humans in Warcraft, and I saved us.
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Rabid Rats chewed it up in the night.
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Sorry, I don't really like doing homework, and I think you're an idiot.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Turned tricks instead.
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Understood everything when you explained it in class because you are such a good teacher..I felt it was a little redundant to explore the subject any further through Homework
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Very bad night after a kwicki mart burrito
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Why don't you ask your wife why I didn't get my homework done!
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Xerox machine was on the blink...
couldn't copy essay from anybody else.
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Youuuuuuuu EEEEDIOT, Stimpy!!! He PEEED on my homework...
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Zone implant got stuck in demo mode - I played like a commercial all night.
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Any idiot can plainly see I'm stupid. Yeesh!
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Cause I don't learn so good an fergit whatcha tol me ta do.
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Don't ask me stupid questions and I'll tell you no stupid lies...

My dog ate it.
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It's 4:19...
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Edible underwear got confused
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Finished it...then someone broke into the house and took it hostage!
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Got tackled by the butt kissing teacher's pet just before getting to class and lost my homework along with my retainer. Thanks so much.
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Heard there was a sale on essays down at Wal-Mart, but because I had to sit here and mind the gerbil, I missed out...
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I...


did...


it...


but...


I...


couldn't...


hand...


it...


in...


on...


time.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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