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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:46 pm
by dANdeLION
Perhaps I'd do my homework if you could prove to me you did all your homework when you were my age, and it netted you a career more lucrative than, say, a teacher.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:08 pm
by Cagliostro
Quelled an uprising of orcs last night. You should be thanking me. They were all ready to kill all humans in Warcraft, and I saved us.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:19 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Rabid Rats chewed it up in the night.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:39 pm
by drew
Sorry, I don't really like doing homework, and I think you're an idiot.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:08 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Turned tricks instead.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:24 pm
by drew
Understood everything when you explained it in class because you are such a good teacher..I felt it was a little redundant to explore the subject any further through Homework
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:09 pm
by aTOMiC
Very bad night after a kwicki mart burrito
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:41 pm
by drew
Why don't you ask your wife why I didn't get my homework done!
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:29 am
by Cheval
Xerox machine was on the blink...
couldn't copy essay from anybody else.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:37 am
by Elfgirl
Youuuuuuuu EEEEDIOT, Stimpy!!! He PEEED on my homework...
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:03 am
by DukkhaWaynhim
Zone implant got stuck in demo mode - I played like a commercial all night.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:40 pm
by aTOMiC
Any idiot can plainly see I'm stupid. Yeesh!
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:54 pm
by Cagliostro
Bladder on the fritz last night. I couldn't leave the toilet
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:40 pm
by aTOMiC
Cause I don't learn so good an fergit whatcha tol me ta do.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:23 pm
by Cheval
Don't ask me stupid questions and I'll tell you no stupid lies...
My dog ate it.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:56 pm
by Cagliostro
Edible underwear got confused
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:02 am
by Elfgirl
Finished it...then someone broke into the house and took it hostage!
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:12 pm
by aTOMiC
Got tackled by the butt kissing teacher's pet just before getting to class and lost my homework along with my retainer. Thanks so much.
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:37 am
by Elfgirl
Heard there was a sale on essays down at Wal-Mart, but because I had to sit here and mind the gerbil, I missed out...
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:19 pm
by Cheval
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