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Just got back from a mission at area 51 - I'd give you the reason , but then I'd have to kill you... :twisted:
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Kids from the neighborhood beat me up and stole it.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Elfgirl wrote:Stormy's dyslexic...never read the "ABC" part of these game threads!
*edit. le sigh... Sorry -- haven't slept in a while. Uhh, one more time, back to L...

Last night it was confiscated by Dick Cheney for National Security reasons, due to its possible link to terrorist organizations.
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Stormy's dyslexic...never read the "ABC" part of these game threads! :lol:

Lost it. Whatcha gonna do about it, huh huh HUH?
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My dog ate it a couple of days ago... um, it resurfaced yesterday, but I left it at home because I was out of Ziploc baggies... are you SURE you still want it?

(Sorry, gross, I know)
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Post by Cheval »

Nose-picking little brother used it to wipe his fingers with.
Not sure about you, but I'm not going to touch it!
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It's 4:19...
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Ostriches stole it from my pocket and tore it up when I was stealing their eggs.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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"Please excuse Juan for not doing his homework.
There was a big fire and Juan saved 3 sisters from the blaze.

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Then something happened
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It's 4:19...
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Questions, questions, questions....I plead the fifth.
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Really Teach, my track record suggests that there was a 67% chance I wouldn't have even taken the math assignment home in the first place. What's that? It was on percentages and I just stated one accurately? Hmmmm... I have no explanation for that. :-)
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Spent the night smoking crack instead
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The reason I did not hand in my homework assignment was because
I was too busy spying on Elfgirl... er... I mean Cameraman Jenn...
oops... I was looking at Waddley...

WAIT! I meant to say: I was busy studying heavenly bodies for astonomy class.

*whew*
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Uh, I caught Cheval looking in my window so I spent all my homework time putting on a striptease show....I mean chasing him away with a baseball bat.... 8O :biggrin:
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Veerry, Intadestig. How does it make you feel, to have me not turn in my homework? Does it make you hate your mother?
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Why do homework?
I won't need to learn all this crap 'cause I'm going to win the Lotto!
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Xylophone lessons took up too much time.
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Post by Cheval »

Yoda says homework a waste of time.
Need to learn to control The Force.
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Zoinks! Did I leave it at home AGAIN??!!??
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After doing this crap in school,
you want me to waste my quality time with my family
by doing the same crap I did today in class?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Post by Daenerys Targaryen »

baboons ate it
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