Kevin's Watch

[i]Thorhammerhand[/i] wrote:A mad Skurj Lord who has gotten sick of eating dirt and living stuff has had a bath in Glimmermere, I have no hands, as such I cannot wistle, no spine, so if I bow my belly tooches the dirt.

My question: Does this get me a mount?

If so I wish it

Oh...

I simply can not wait to see which Ranyhyn answers your call.
This should be good!

Thorhammerhand, Járndrasil will be with you shortly. He will see you through extreme dangers.

Mane of the World! Tail of the Sky!

Savor Dam humbly presents himself for consideration. He hails from a land where green grasses are plentiful and streams run clear, cold and deep.

[bows]

Savor Dam, the brave Pair o' Docks approaches! I'm sure you two will have many adventures rife with double meanings.

oh...
oh my...



Plains, at times you are as wicked as Vader!!

I am honored by your acceptance and the alacrity with which you responded, Pair o' Docks. As my home is near seafaring communities, we shall surely venture to many locations where dual facilities exist for securing water vessels while in port.

There and elsewhere, who can say what ambiguities and frank contradictions we may encounter? Onward!

Er...

Why do I feel like an idiot?

Perhaps there's something out of place with me? Oh, did I make my knees dirty when crawling on them before Lord Foul? [Brushes the knees] Maybe I'd better try to look more or less normal... [Tries]
[Fails]
[Starts choking on laughter]

Guess I'd better try before it gets worse.

I, Effaeldm, present myself for consideration. Got to say... well, consider yourselves warned. More specifically? About everything. [Whistles]
[Tries to hide]
[Decides better not to, and there's nowhere to hide anyway]

Why do I feel like an even worse idiot?

(Just don't answer this question, please! I don't want to drown in flood!)

Effaeldm, your presentation of yourself for consideration is... unique. It is difficult to tell if you are humble, facetious, or if more than one being inhabits your body.

However, the Ranyhyn are intrigued, and they sense good in you. Jiyuu now approaches. May the two of you exult in your travels!

Mane of the world, tail of the sky! The land of my youth was dominated by your kin, the very landscape paying tribute

My adult years have been spent exiled from those verdant hills but your ideogram, rendered upon my flesh, kept me true



Might I be worthy of your consideration?

[so happy to see this thread active again!]

Hail, Plains of Ra!

pippin, your world is sometimes a massive contradiction. The horror of training horses to race for the amusement of the spectators, juxtaposed with this extraordinary White Horse. One hardly knows what to make of it!

However, the Ranyhyn recognize your love, and have answered your call. So think about the sun, pippin. Think about her golden glance. How she lights the world up. Well, now it's your chance. Intina approaches. May you two blaze a path of glory!

[catches his breath] Oh my, thank-you!

Plains of Ra wrote:Effaeldm, your presentation of yourself for consideration is... unique. It is difficult to tell if you are humble, facetious, or if more than one being inhabits your body.

However, the Ranyhyn are intrigued, and they sense good in you. Jiyuu now approaches. May the two of you exult in your travels!

Didn't expect this. Well, if the Ranyhyn are intrigued, I'm not about to argue such motivation - I've gotten into enough trouble myself on that one. [Whistles] Thank you, Jiyuu and thank you, Plains of Ra. I hope being chosen by a Ranyhyn really depends a lot on having something in common. Anyway, even with that - Jiyuu, just please, take it easy about some of the people you're going to meet. Or not actually people. Especially... oh, I have a strong feeling you already guessed.

Well, since you've chosen me, you should be really curious - and I am, so I hope at least we can learn a lot together. The way I usually do it - getting into trouble.

At least neither of you had the wait I did before you were chosen. Plains of Ra was literally hasty in its response to y'all!
Well done.

From the rimed shores of Jötunheim have I fared to present myself before ye with this verse:

Liinaharja, laidunten laukkaaja
Kalskekavio, korskea kiitäjä!
Kuuletko kutsua kalevalaisen
Tervehdystä talven tyttären
Pyyntöä Pohjolan pimentolasta
Anomusta aavoilta autereilta?

*whistles*


(Now that will be an embuggerance to translate.)

I, Carillon, also humbly (and joyfully) present myself on the Plains of Ra for consideration by the majestic Ranyhyn.

Zorm, it is little known that the mighty Svaðilfari was a Ranyhyn. This explains his strength. He has heard your words, and approaches.

Cambo humbly presents himself to the Ranyhyn. My heart dares to hope that the spirit of the Land made flesh will find me worthy.

Carillon, your words have struck a chord (Not that you struck a cord. That would be bad.) with Suzu. Your Ranyhyn approaches.

Cambo, Allumyr answers. May your travels together be bathed in light and joy.