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Post by **emotional leper** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:57 am

^ Can have a hot fudge sundae delivered to her door... for a price.
< Hasn't had hot fudge in several years.
V Hasn't had a pulse in several years.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:08 pm

^ Is thinking of a different kind of "hot fudge"

< Is a zombie with a thick dictionary

V Is a thick zombie with a dictionary

Post by **onewyteduck** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:47 am

^ keeps dropping his dictionary
> is craving brains
v as no brains

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:19 pm

^ craves cooked brain
< "...if I only had a brain"
v Thinks the Wizard Of Oz is about Australia

Post by **Cagliostro** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:34 pm

^ Thinks Thomas Covenant is about a community in Thomas, North Dakota that has a very strict policy on decorating the outside of the house.

< Has an itch he can't scratch

V Chewing their cud

Post by **iQuestor** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:40 pm

^ hasnt seen cud in years
< knows cud isn't kosher
V doesn't got game.

Post by **bloodguard bob** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:33 pm

^ Has got the inside track on bovine mastication culture.

< Has plenty of games: Star Wars Trivial Persuit, Shadow of the Colossus, UNO....

V Can't wait till Turkey day.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:55 pm

^ Also has Candyland, which is his favorite
> Got my Turkish flag all ready to fly
v Is a turkey

Post by **Wyldewode** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:06 am

^ won't be serving duck on T-day
< ate goose at a fake thanksgiving party this weekend
V has a strange fascination with stuffing the turkey

Post by **emotional leper** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:01 am

^ really at Crow
< Likes to put the turkey back together, much to diner's dismay and consternation.
V Was part of a Bonobhumarillen.

Post by **Wyldewode** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:59 pm

^ happily lost his mind years ago
< has no idea what a Bonobhumarillen is, so cannot comment
V could pass for a hobbit

Post by **emotional leper** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:12 pm

^ Now knows that a bonobhumarillen is like a Turducken, but with a bonobo inside a human inside a gorilla.
< Can walk around sans pants and be confused for a man in woolens.
V 's hair is harvested for clothing, much like sheep and certain celebreties.

Post by **Auleliel** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:17 pm

^ should wear pants anyway
< has given hair on several occasions, but only from my head to be made into wigs
V wears powdered wig similar to the style of the 1600s

Post by **onewyteduck** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:49 am

^ Has given away so much hair, needs
> Don't wear the powdered wig on my head
v Looks like Cousin It

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:52 pm

^ confuses me with my sister
< doesn't talk much
v stops talking only when slapped

Post by **Chrysalis** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:37 am

^ is experiencing sibling issues of the third kind
< is glad not to have siblings
v is an alien in human disguise

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:24 am

^ doesn't realize that I have no sister!
< keeping my human disguise
v likes to lick their own eyebrows

Post by **onewyteduck** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:49 pm

^ suffers from delusions of equine granduer
> likes well groomed eyebrows
v has a uni-brow

Post by **SoulQuest1970** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:00 am

^ Must be thinking of my sister-in-law

< Eats more chicken to appease the cows

v Has issues with small birds

Post by **Auleliel** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:36 pm

^ knows way too much about my issues with aviaries
< has too many issues with aviaries
v smells like an aviary

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v ^ < Game