Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:19 pm
sgt.null wrote:Holsety wrote: If good sex with someone you love is all you wantAnd I am not unhappy for you
luckily i have had that for 17 years of marriage.
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:45 am
The gym will not get rid of my stretch marks, c-section scar, or saggy skin from having a child. I gained 50 pounds during my pregnancy and lost it all, so I know what to do.Lord Foul wrote:Hit the gym. 21 year old me wishes he had my body.JazFusion wrote:The only thing I regret is not having enough fun with the body I used to have. How did I ever think I was fat/ugly? I want to be 21 forever and ever.
21 is like a little larva (ask my grandfather, who powerlifted in his late 40s and 50s).
(Ok, more like 30. The other 20 I actually lost during the three days I was in the hospital. But shhh.) I was 21 when I got pregnant; 22 when I gave birth to my son. The majority of my 20's have been as a mother and wife. Not complaining, but I just wish I had had a little bit more fun before I became an old lady.Besides, dudes at the gym are usually mega creepy. I can't tell you the number of times I've been hit on, or asked if they could join me. No. You can't. Creepster.
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:47 am
no one hits on me at the gym... 
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:37 pm
Nobody hits on me at the gym, either.sgt.null wrote:no one hits on me at the gym...
Could be because I don't ever go. <rimshot> But even when I *was* going, nobody ever hit on me. I think you have to be below a certain age. Middle-aged women (who aren't trying to be cougars) generally get ignored. It's like we're invisible.
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:59 pm
Apparently, I have the exact same sex appeal as a middle aged woman.aliantha wrote:Middle-aged women (who aren't trying to be cougars) generally get ignored. It's like we're invisible.
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:18 pm
I've been mostly invisible since I was 16 apparently.Cambo wrote:Apparently, I have the exact same sex appeal as a middle aged woman.aliantha wrote:Middle-aged women (who aren't trying to be cougars) generally get ignored. It's like we're invisible.
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:30 am
Let me invade you with a bit of popular culture, just in case you haven't seen this gem:JazFusion wrote:I can't tell you the number of times I've been hit on, or asked if they could join me. No. You can't. Creepster.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:14 am
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:27 pm
hahaaaaaaa No, I've never seen that. Pretty accurate, though. Except substitute sweaty, overly tanned beefcakes in tiny tank tops. One guy asked if he could run next to me on the treadmill. He kept stealing glances at my chest, so I told him he could watch my boobs jiggle from across the room and left. There's just a standard code of ethics, you know?Holsety wrote:Let me invade you with a bit of popular culture, just in case you haven't seen this gem:JazFusion wrote:I can't tell you the number of times I've been hit on, or asked if they could join me. No. You can't. Creepster.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0
The absolute worst was when I was bartending. I mean, I get it - you're drunk, and I'm wearing a low-cut top to get the most possible tip....but some of the men were downright vulgar. And touching is an absolute no-no. Luckily, I can swear like a sailor and am not shy with my middle finger. There was usually the regular that looked out for us girls when things got too rowdy. Meh. Redneck bars.
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:08 pm
This one kills me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=relmfu
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=relmfu
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:39 pm
Depends on how banging hot you look. Which is often just annoying, since I would so be hitting on you.aliantha wrote:Nobody hits on me at the gym, either.sgt.null wrote:no one hits on me at the gym...
Me--I've been chatted up at the gym, eyed covertly (caught them using the mirror), and had a girl in a passing Jeep yell I had "hawt legs!" while I was jogging.
Pretty damn good for a male.
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:04 pm
Same here - but then my gym is in my garage and the wife seldom comes down here.sgt.null wrote:no one hits on me at the gym...
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:11 pm
been years since anyone has hit on me...Vader wrote:Same here - but then my gym is in my garage and the wife seldom comes down here.sgt.null wrote:no one hits on me at the gym...
Also NSF
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:18 pm
On me or on Jaz?Lord Foul wrote:Depends on how banging hot you look. Which is often just annoying, since I would so be hitting on you.aliantha wrote:Nobody hits on me at the gym, either.sgt.null wrote:no one hits on me at the gym...