Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:09 am**

living in a powder keg and giving off sparks -
from bonny tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:28 pm**

oh no...

Once again, I've been called a "goody two-shoes"
and so Adam Ant is now stuck in my head...

With the heartbreak open
So much you can't hide
Put on a little makeup, makeup
Make sure they get your good side, good side

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note

Goody two, goody two
Goody, goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two
Goody, goody two shoes
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside

We don't follow fashion
That would be a joke
You know we're going to set them, set them
So everyone can take note, take note

When they saw you kneeling
Crying words that you mean
Opening their eyeballs, eyeballs
Pretending that you're Al Green, Al Green

Goody two, goody two
Goody, goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two
Goody, goody two shoes
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside

No one's gonna tell me
What's wrong or what's right
Or tell me who to eat with, sleep with
Or that I've won the big fight, big fight

Look out or they'll tell you
You're a Superstar
Two weeks and you're an all time legend
I think the games have gone much too far

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note

Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside

Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside

Posted: **Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:10 am**

[quote="Liam Lynch's "The Happy Song""]I am really special 'cause there's only one of me
Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me
when I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song
it cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long

oh oh oh I'm so happy, I can barely breathe
puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens baby teeth
watch out all you mothers, I'm happy - it's hardcore
happy as a coupon for a $20 whore!

I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me,
happy, good, anger, bad: that's my philosophy

I can't do this, man. I'm not happy.

I am really special, 'cause there's only one of me
Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me
These are my lovehandles, and this is my spout,
but if you tip me over, then mama said knock you out

I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave
welcome to my happy world, now get your shit and leave
I am happy, I am good, I am...

I'm Outta Here! Screw You![/quote]

it's been in my head, going over and over and over, for the past three days. it's a truly awful little song.

and yet it's my wake up tune on my phone...

Posted: **Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:30 am**

Menolly wrote:oh no...

Once again, I've been called a "goody two-shoes"
and so Adam Ant is now stuck in my head...

Thanks for the 80's flashback!

Posted: **Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:40 am**

matrixman wrote:
Menolly wrote:oh no...

Once again, I've been called a "goody two-shoes"
and so Adam Ant is now stuck in my head...
Thanks for the 80's flashback!

Goody two, goody two
Goody, goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two
Goody, goody two shoes

...arrrrgggh!!!

...it was gone, until Neo quoted me...

Posted: **Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:27 am**

This is really embarrassing but I 'accidentally' heard it on the radio yesterday and it got stuck *cry*

Mmmbop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, ba du ba dop
Ba du
Mmmbop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du

It sounds a little bit different to that when I sing it tho.....

Someone shoot me now please

Posted: **Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:19 am**

the green, green grass of home is rattling around my head.

Posted: **Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:35 pm**

A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation in
To maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy

Oh
My my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later
Now he's just a small fry
He left his home
And kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin'
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force, they say

Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday

Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin'
My my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later
Now he's just a small fry
And he left his home
And kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin'
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh the Council was impressed of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here"
"Just stick it in your pointy ear"
"I still will teach this boy"

He was singin'
My my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later
Now he's just a small fry
And he left his home
And kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin'
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy

And I was singin'
My my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later
Now he's just a small fry
And he left his home
And kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin'
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We were singin'
My my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later
Now he's just a small fry
And he left his home
And kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

(Weird Al, The Saga Begins)

Posted: **Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:41 pm**

*sigh*

Not a song I care for, but one that has been resounding through my head over and over the past couple of days...

Fast Car

You've got a fast car
I wanna a ticket to anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can get somewhere
Any place is better
Starting from zero, got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
Me, myself, I've got nothing to prove

You've got a fast car
I've got a plan to get us out of here
Been working at the convenience store
Managed to save just a little bit of money
Won't have to drive too far
Just cross the border and into the city
You and I can both get jobs
And finally see what it means to be living

See my old man's got a problem
Live with the bottle, that's the way it is
He says his body's too old for working
His body's too young, to look like his
When mama went off and left him
She wanted more from life than he could give
I said somebody's got to take care of him
So I quit school and that's what I did

You've got a fast car
Is it fast enough so we can fly away?
We gotta make a decision
Leave tonight or live and die this way

Say remember when we were driving, driving in your car
Speed so fast it felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
And I had a feeling that I belonged
I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone

You've got a a fast car
We go cruising entertain ourselves
You still ain't got a job
Now I work in the market as a checkout girl
I know things will get better
You'll find work and I'll get promoted
We'll move out of the shelter
Buy a bigger house and live in the suburbs

Say remember when we were driving, driving in your car
Speeds so fast it felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
And I had a feeling that I belonged
I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone

You've got a fast car
I've got a job that pays all our bills
You stay out drinking late at the bar
See more of your friends than you do of your kids
I'd always hoped for better
Thought maybe together you and me'd find it
I got no plans and I ain't going nowhere
So take your fast car and keep on driving

Say remember when we were driving, driving in your car
Speeds so fast it felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
And I had a feeling that I belonged
I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone

You've got a fast car
Is it fast enough so you can fly away?
You gotta make a decision
Leave tonight or live and die this way

Posted: **Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:49 pm**

I feel sorry for you.

Posted: **Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:54 pm**

*nods*
Thanks dAN...

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:04 am**

"the lunatic is on the grass.."

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:11 pm**

sgt. null wrote:"the lunatic is on the grass.."

<-- wouldn't mind having Brain Damage running through her head...

...I heard that...

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:13 pm**

sgt.null wrote:"the lunatic is on the grass.."

That's nice. Try not to mess up the grass while you're on it, dude.

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:07 pm**

Out of the blue
And into the black
They give you this,
But you paid for that
And once you're gone,
You can never come back
When you're out of the blue
And into the black.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2011 2:12 pm**

bump for Murrin

Posted: **Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:47 pm**

I has an earworm.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmPU45gQdFQ

Posted: **Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:10 am**

Safety Dance

"and surprise them with a victory cry..."

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:21 am**

A raven came to me,
Spoke to me in my dream.
A long lost prophecy,
A forgotten legacy.

Echoes of yesterday,
Won't let these dreams fade away.
All the beauty I adored,
At the edge of the world.

Across the universe,
time is to be reversed.
No shelter can be found,
to this fate, we are bound!

Behold the final hour,
the last times will be dour.
All life falls into gorge
of the end of the world!

"Burning skies
on the vengeance's night.
Devastating scythe,
of the ancient Light."

I saw the might,
of the ancient Light!
And the beauty of the perishing world,
there's no tomorrow.
We have been warned.

"The sky's bird struck fire,
made a flame flare up.
The north wind burnt the clearing.
The north-east quite consumed it:
it burnt all the trees to ash and reduced them to dust."

youtu.be/ALrjjJdmxgA (Contains manly growling.)

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:44 pm**

There is a song from the 70's(?) about a father who has to kill his son who is a werewolf.
I don't know the name of the song nor who it it performed by, but the lyrics I remember goes:

"And he went down to the blacksmith, got him out of bed and said,
Get your fire hot - shut the the windows and close all the doors.
We're going to need all the heat you've got.
"cause I want you to melt this silver bell down to a single shot.
I've got a job to do and I've got to do it before the sun comes up."

Anybody know this one?

Kevin's Watch

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