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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:55 am
by Khaliban
Good news: Someone politely notices all the people politely not complaining that the water is off and politely turns on the water.
Bad news: You're still constipated, and that much politeness makes you want to vomit.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:58 am
by Skyweir
Good news. You vomit all that nauseating politeness out of your system and .. way hey .. who knew .. you also poop .. and not at all politely .. cos you know .. you vomitted all the politeness out of your system.
Meh
Bad news. All the polite people are disgusted at your extreme lack of proprietary and decorum
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:21 pm
by Khaliban
Good news: You no longer care what they think.
Bad news: You stink too much even for you.
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:43 am
by Skyweir
Good news. You have a nice warm shower and pack up and leave this strange world and get a job as security personnel on the Starship Enterprise.
Bad news. Your boss is a klingon who sees you as a threat to his post.
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 7:59 am
by Khaliban
Good news: Wait. WTF?
Bad news: You have no idea how to respond to any of that.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 1:33 am
by Skyweir
Good news. You ignore the horse lord who seems clueless and make an alliance with the bjoran 2IC. Eventually your klingon overlord comes to like you on the team.
Bad news. Youre not quite sure where to from here
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 3:30 pm
by Zenlunatic
Good news: the sentence - "Youre not quite sure where to from here" actually makes no sense to you
Bad news: Skyweir may have some form of dementia
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:45 am
by Khaliban
Good news: You're stuck in a Star Trek fanfic.
Bad news: Your name is Ensign Redshirt.
(And, Sky usually has dementia. We've learned to ignore it.)
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 3:57 am
by Skyweir
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 2:37 am
by Khaliban
Good news: Replicator.
Bad news: You found something strange and call out to the captain from offscreen.
Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:08 am
by Skyweir
Good news. Its not a tumour
Bad news. You were so concerned you exposed yourself to the entire crew .. and they didnt like what they saw
Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:28 pm
by Khaliban
Good news: You still have your shirt on.
Bad news: It's still red.
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:14 am
by Skyweir
Good news. With a bit of healing ointment that red old rash clears right up. And luckily it hadnt spread under your shirt
Bad news. Its time to move on to a new universe.
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:47 pm
by deer of the dawn
Good news: new universe!!
Bad news: it's a universe without gravity, matter, or energy. Dang! It's cold in here!
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 2:42 am
by Khaliban
Good news: This is a transitional universe on the way to the really cool universe.
Bad news: It has a DMV line 13 quadrillion deep.
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 8:49 am
by Skyweir
Good news. Not insurmountable
You prefer walking
Bad news. No friends, no home, no transport, no food, no currency.
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 12:23 am
by deer of the dawn
Good news: You still have your health, and your looks!
Bad news: Beauty is understood very differently in this universe.
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 3:21 am
by Khaliban
Good news: Apparently, you have the coolest elbows ever!
Bad news: You have a hideous grrpnlfx under your ffnskaber.
Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 12:20 pm
by Skyweir
Good news. Luckily no one knows what a grrpnlfx or a ffnskaber is .. so youre cool
Bad news. You still have a grrpnlfx under your ffnskaber
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:18 am
by Khaliban
Good news: That's way better than the thing they won't tell you about.
Bad news: That thing they won't tell you about.
Meh 