Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:53 pm
Pulling stuff. What can pull more stuff than a fully loaded starship?
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:09 pm
Quixotic missions to save the galaxy.
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:39 pm
Rabbit hunting - God is committed to assist Elmer Fudd in his quest to get that rascally rabbit.
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:39 pm
Some things you just wouldn't understand
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:19 pm
Terrible twos syndrome - you see God just had a child turning two and that little bugger just wanted a starship because all the other two year olds had one..so. you know you gotta do what you gotta do
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:24 am
Universal translators built into the starship communications system help God get a point across to mortals more effectively with less effort.
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:08 am
Well apparently there are a statistical rise in followers if you scoot about in a hotted up starship cruiser .. so yeah groupies
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:48 pm
eXactly why are you asking why God needs a starship? Do you know something that God doesn't know?
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:38 pm
+JMJ+
Yellin' "Yeehaw!" is so much more resonant at warp.
Yellin' "Yeehaw!" is so much more resonant at warp.
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:53 pm
Zillions of reasons
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:57 pm
God always wanted to try out a transporter .. and is a huge Star Trek fan .... who knew 
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:33 pm
Arriving in style.
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:25 pm
Booty calls - how else is God going to get to Gods booty calls except in a starship?
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:12 pm
Chaos in the universe is better controlled when God can be a First Responder at warp speed, don't you know!
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:26 pm
Devil management - God is sick and tired of the Devil so thought some good old starship weaponry was just the right medicine
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:07 pm
Early morning Dunks runs.
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:03 pm
Forensic medicine- after seeing too many B level movies God thought hey maybe that is a good idea after all - kidnap some humans in God's new spaceship and examine them.
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:21 pm
G-force effects can be fun to experience, even for God.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 6:41 pm
Hovering - starships make it more relaxing to hover over an object
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 9:12 pm
In case.