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Do you want to ban dAN?

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Post by aTOMiC »

There is no fair way to ban members of the Watch except banning everyone starting with me.
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Post by Khaliban »

Unfair ways, however, are in great abundance.
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Post by aTOMiC »

Very bad to ban people, unless they want to be banned like dAN.
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Post by dANdeLION »

Vivisect him!!
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.


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What on earth? You can't do that!
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Post by Khaliban »

Xiamen! Exile him to Xiamen.
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You can't do that. What on Earth?
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Post by Khaliban »

Zanzibar then. Exile him there.
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Post by aTOMiC »

Anyone who even thinks about banning dAN will have to answer to me and you don't want any part of this. I'm crazy. :S
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Post by dANdeLION »

BAN HIM!!!!!!!
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.


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Post by Khaliban »

Can't you think of anything better than "BAN HIM!!!"?

Please. Show some imagination.
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Post by dANdeLION »

Dissect him with extreme prejudice, soil his entrails with diseased rat feces, inter his bones with the fetid bowels of cockroaches, and ban him!!!
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


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Post by Khaliban »

Excellent! Now you're getting it.
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Post by aTOMiC »

Forget about banning, just make him an administrator. That's way worse.
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Great idea! That'll really make him suffer.
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Post by aTOMiC »

How about we ban dAN but then create a brand new forum where no one is allowed to join but dAN?
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Post by Khaliban »

I already suggested an unbanning thread. That's much easier.
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Post by aTOMiC »

Just "unbanning" isn't enough. Not nearly enough!
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Post by dANdeLION »

Kill him! break his legs and force him to run backwards into oncoming traffic!
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


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