Kevin's Watch

Unfortunately, you have no idea why bought a car that runs on fuel you're allergic to.

Fortunately someone offers to buy your car and you are delighted that you no longer own a vehicle that runs of pixie dust, your allergic to

Unfortunately, you don't like the color.

Fortunately, you're selling the car, so it doesn't matter if you don't like the color.

Unfortunately now your car less and yet again friendless

Fortunately, your car is friendless, but you're not.

unfortunately your have soooo many friends now theres hardly ever have any .. you time

Fortunately, Ginger and Boniface are now surrounded by friends with truckloads of money! They can scarf a private jet just about anywhere they need to go.

Unfortunately, the plane is piloted by Wicked Tongue Guy, back for revenge at being ignored for like six pages now, or something. I'd have to look.

Fortunately Wicked Tongue Guy, being deeply depressed by being ignored for so many pages .. takes it to heart and leaps out of the plane without a parachute, to certain death. Well that got rid of him ... and .. ummm ...

Unfortunately, yes, he was flying the plane.

Fortunately you have spent many hours in a simulator and feel confident to fly the plane, and take the wheel thingy .. and fly the plane to your desired location. The landing was a bit lumpy but you got there in the end

Unfortunately, the "landing" was more of a crash, and "in the end" involved the flight stick, an ambulance crew that couldn't stop laughing, and six hours of surgery.

oh dear

Fortunately you are feeling much relieved now following the flight stick ectomy .. and are resting in your hospital gown, eating candy.

Unfortunately, hospital beds are at a premium, and they want you out as soon as possible.

Fortunately it is all good cos you are feeling much better and ready for a new adventure.

Unfortunately, your bipolar disorder is getting out of control, because no one recovers from a flight stick ectomy that fast.

Fortunately you learn how to control your bipolar disorder with that same said flight stick

Unfortunately, considering where the flight stick has been, that's a little disgusting.

Fortunately you successfully block that nasty little detail from your conscious mind .. and go see Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle .. cos it looks really funny. Just what you need to take your mind off the past few days