Kevin's Watch

i dont mean to burst anyones bubble here and after all its just my opinion but both nick and angus are supposed to be seriously dangerousmen.i agree that ron jeremy looks v. similar to the angus i imagined as does david duchovny for nick but who would be intimidated by these two. can you seriously see ron jeremy blowing capt highland into a million pieces with a sick smile on his face without laughing.

tazzyjoe wrote:i dont mean to burst anyones bubble here and after all its just my opinion but both nick and angus are supposed to be seriously dangerousmen.i agree that ron jeremy looks v. similar to the angus i imagined as does david duchovny for nick but who would be intimidated by these two. can you seriously see ron jeremy blowing capt highland into a million pieces with a sick smile on his face without laughing.

uh, YEAH. i certainly CAN see Jeremy AND Duchovny in these roles. it's okay if you can't. you're entitled to your opinion, Tazz. but i'm not backin down on this...Ron Jeremy's my man for Angus. i don't care WHO plays anybody else (except carrie-anne moss for Mikka) as long as i get the CORRECT Angus. and as far as i'm concerned, Jeremy's it. i'm stickin.

hey, i would still pay to see it Ron Jeremy or no-just wouldn't be my choice. can you imagine the porn spin-offs though.

the Gap into .........
a dark and horny ....... arises

ROFL Tazzyjoe.

Tazzyjoe wrote:can you seriously see ron jeremy blowing capt highland into a million pieces with a sick smile on his face without laughing.

You obviously haven't seen "Snatchbuckler" with RJ as the horrific captain Shadbelly!

But that's not all! I you order within 24 hours you also get:

"The real stiffy"

And if you tick the specialist box you will also receive:

"The gap into urine"

AT NO EXTRA CHARGE!

So, what are you waiting for. Cast RJ!

Lucimay: We ought to mail him our endorsement (or mail his agent if he has one). The old bugger would be moved to tears

i WOULD if i could find out how to get to him!!! i googled but didn't figure out any way to contact...

wow...we lost ALL of Elfgirl in the Hack!!

will she return with her photoshopped Nick???


as i remember we were discussing the merits of Jude Law over Josh Holloway for the role of Nick...

somebody photoshop a photo of Jude with the scars...lets compare! (lucimay doesn't have photoshop nor know how to use it if she DID have it!!)

we're going with

Peta Wilson for Morn
Susan Sarandon for Lane Harbinger?
Carrie-Anne Moss for Mikka
and did we decide on Sigourney Weaver for Min Donner?

and there was also some discussion as to Ron Jeremy's qualifications for Angus...i'm still in that camp. i think with a good strong director like say, maybe Ridley Scott or Peter Jackson, Jeremy could do the role but Dragonlily thinks Russell Crowe is a better choice...

i'd like to see Jeff Bridges as one of the Gap characters and suggested Daryl Scroggins...

and WHO should play Ciro??? a much overlooked but excellent character?

i liked Omar Shariff for Vector Shaheed but no one commented on that casting choice (did we decide he's too old?)

what about Chris Cooper for Sib? and how about Bill Pullman for Orn maybe? or vice versa.

oh! and i think we need Rutger Hauer in this movie!!! Sixten Vertigus, maybe? i would like him as Holt Fasner but i think Loremaster has someone else in mind for Holt...or maybe Rutger would be a good President Len?

did anyone notice that Elfy had a slight turkish accent
(thems some serious allegations, i know)

Bill pullman sounds good to me. i love that guy

did you see Zero Effect, Tazz...with Pullman and Ben Stiller?

no. but i think he's a great actor. can be a real nice guy and seriously creepy too, and he can also do comedy.

I think Jude Law could play Nick; unfortunately I can't vote for him since I'm still stuck on the possibility (this was a few years ago and may have totally changed) that he might be cast as Elric when and if they ever make that movie.

My mind simply won't accept him in both roles, and the other picture was there first.

This is probably complete and utter blasphemy, but I don't really know who Josh Holloway is.

(Okay, so I see an average of two movies a year. Really.)

The photoshopped image was pretty cool, though. I had to resist the urge to duck the first couple of times I saw it.

so did i!! hahaha!!!


Jude as ELRIC??? i'll have to mull that image over....

Took some getting used to. I was actually quite against the idea at first, but I can see it now.

i saw Elric as tall and thin...Anomander Rake-ish...as a matter of fact, when i first encountered Anomander Rake it was Elric i thought of...

i see nick as having an english accent somehow. jude law.....
what about that guy from transporter?

Lucimay wrote:i saw Elric as tall and thin...Anomander Rake-ish...as a matter of fact, when i first encountered Anomander Rake it was Elric i thought of...

Yesss! He could be played by Anomander Rake. I can totally see that.

Oh, wait...

Darn overly visual books...

And there I go hijacking the thread.

i'm brilliant at casting, aren't i?? hahahaha!

Yes, that you are.

I, on the other hand, am not.

Most of the actors I come up with are too old by now.

Need a time machine.

Or maybe I need to watch more new movies.

No, I'd rather have the time machine.

yes...time machine...well...actually i hear there's something about standing stones...a portal maybe...interesting!

Maybe a caesure or two?

Crossover!

No, no, wasn't the least bit serious.