Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:02 am**

" Oh, I'm SO SORRY...I thought you were pregnant"!

Posted: **Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:58 am**

I don't care what the boss says.
I'm NOT going to do it!

Posted: **Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:37 pm**

Just SIGN and PRINT.

Posted: **Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:27 pm**

Kill the power! Line 14 is on fire!

--Yes, that WAS an actual quote from a plastic factory I used to work at.

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:55 pm**

Look, next time you check something in, make sure you've tested it please.

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:59 pm**

Mother of God! How can you be so stupid and yet still in charge?!?!?!

Posted: **Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:49 am**

Now! I want it now!

Posted: **Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:14 pm**

ok - inmates from C wing, line up on the right - you are being sent to SuperMax!

Posted: **Sat Nov 29, 2014 7:43 pm**

Promote me so I can show you how to really run this place!

Posted: **Mon Dec 01, 2014 7:43 pm**

Quiet! Stop asking stupid questions of the instructor, so we can get out of here!

Posted: **Tue Dec 02, 2014 3:19 am**

Really? You really think that's the best way of doing that?

Posted: **Tue Dec 02, 2014 1:14 pm**

So what's your opinion on S&M in the workplace?

Posted: **Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:25 am**

Tough s#!+, I'm not going to do it that way!

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:54 am**

Under the weather? Sorry, I thought the reason you looked like crap was because you drank too much last night.

Posted: **Sat Jan 31, 2015 8:02 am**

vast amounts of booze for breakfast? sure!!!!

Posted: **Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:13 pm**

Who are you going to brown nose with today?

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:31 pm**

X is the leading cause of threads falling off the page, yet it still accomplishes more than you do.

Posted: **Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:52 pm**

You actually do have better things to do than your job, don't you?

Posted: **Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:32 am**

Zombie apocalypse would be preferable to sitting through another of these meetings.

Posted: **Mon Feb 22, 2016 7:37 pm**

Attitudinal pep talks do not obviate the need for discussion, ya know.

ABC's of things you would like to say at work