Kevin's Watch

Quee, I guess you're off the hook. Let's all go have a picnik before we wreak havok on all. What would you like to eat?

Let's all go have a picnik before we wreak havok on all. What would you like to eat?

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Several years later, when the horros of that time had faded from most memories, in a quiet village just outside Wolverhampton an event took place which was to change the face of history for ever. At an isolated cottage, cut off from the rest of humanity by years of neglect and decay there was a knock at the door.

Quee, I guess you're off the hook. Let's all go have a picnik before we wreak havok on all. What would you like to eat?

Let's all go have a picnik before we wreak havok on all. What would you like to eat? But Quee replied, "What's that echo I'm hearing? It must be.....

Quee, I guess you're off the hook. Let's all go have a picnik before we wreak havok on all. What would you like to eat?

Let's all go have a picnik before we wreak havok on all. What would you like to eat? But Quee replied, "What's that echo I'm hearing? It must be, "OH NO!" I forgot how the sound bounces down the tunnels of this giant Habitrail we are in. Looking into the tunnel to his right they all saw coming down it the most peculiar looking...

I forgot how the sound bounces down the tunnels of this giant Habitrail we are in. Looking into the tunnel to his right they all saw coming down it the most peculiar looking peguin. A peguin wearing a real tuxedo! (Top hat and wing-tipped shoes too.)
"Excuse my intrusion," it said in a British accent. "But could you please tell me why..."

peguin. A peguin wearing a real tuxedo! (Top hat and wing-tipped shoes too.)
"Excuse my intrusion," it said in a British accent. "But could you please tell me why I am having so much trouble getting my Rap album produced? It seems no one wants to..."

peguin. A peguin wearing a real tuxedo! (Top hat and wing-tipped shoes too.)
"Excuse my intrusion," it said in a British accent. "But could you please tell me why I am having so much trouble getting my Rap album produced? It seems no one wants to help out a lowly, flightless bird as myself. As far a the tuxedo goes, I wear it because....

"Excuse my intrusion," it said in a British accent. "But could you please tell me why I am having so much trouble getting my Rap album produced? It seems no one wants to help out a lowly, flightless bird as myself. As far a the tuxedo goes, I wear it because....

I never know when I will have to go to a red carpet event. You know those things are so....

I never know when I will have to go to a red carpet event. You know those things are so stressful. Critics that look like street people tearing you apart, the papparazzi with their cameras up your.....

Critics that look like street people tearing you apart, the papparazzi with their cameras up your..."

"But," interupted Quee. "That doesn't explain the fact that you TALK!"
"Oh, that's quite simple." said the penguin. "It's because of Creator's wonderful experiment that transforms..."

"Oh, that's quite simple." said the penguin. "It's because of Creator's wonderful experiment that transforms penguin vocal cords into exquisitely pitched human vocal cords. Creator performed this transformation for me because..."

penguin vocal cords into exquisitely pitched human vocal cords. Creator performed this transformation for me because I paid him $1,000,000 WGD. But I want my money back. I was supposed to sound like Pavarotti and instead I sound like..."

But I want my money back. I was supposed to sound like Pavarotti and instead I sound like Tiny Tim!
Now if you will please excuse me, I'll just..."

Now if you will please excuse me, I'll just waddle on over to the Little Penguin's Room. I ate some questionable tuna for lunch and..."

Now if you will please excuse me, I'll just waddle on over to the Little Penguin's Room. I ate some questionable tuna for lunch and have to wash in down with a couple of Miller Genuine Drafts to get the funny taste out of my mouth.

Since beer was being served, the door to the room burst open and in walked ...

and have to wash in down with a couple of Miller Genuine Drafts to get the funny taste out of my mouth.

Since beer was being served, the door to the room burst open and in walked ... Velma. The joint became deathly silent, only the last few fading notes from an off-key piano. Velma was one of those dames......

....That'd make a good man go bad without a second thought. She entered a room like Sherman's march to the sea, in that the first thing you noticed was.......

That'd make a good man go bad without a second thought. She entered a room like Sherman's march to the sea, in that the first thing you noticed was her walk. Velma could walk past a man and leave him quivering like a 3 year old and crying for his mommy. And those eyes. Her eyes.....

Velma could walk past a man and leave him quivering like a 3 year old and crying for his mommy. And those eyes. Her eyes were of the bluest blue and could lock your gaze until she looked away.
Her hair was long and the color of honey, with streaks of...

Her hair was long and the color of honey, with streaks of red-gold that sparkled in the sun like...