Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:06 pm**

Chased by the cops all night, I didn't have time.

Posted: **Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:13 am**

Dangled too many participles, and didn't have enough time to string them back up where they belonged.

Posted: **Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:44 pm**

An artist bought it off me, he saw it as an exhibit of modern art!

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:58 pm**

Eraser was possessed and wiped-out all my homework!
Tonight, I will try to do it in INK.

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:08 pm**

Fell into a puddle and homework got fell into puddle too!

(Sorry my last entry wasn't an E, I now know it to be an ABC game)

Posted: **Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:06 am**

Good Grief! It got all tangled up in my kite string.

Posted: **Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:15 pm**

Had way too much tequila and barfed all over it....

Posted: **Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:02 pm**

xenoophobic

Posted: **Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:10 pm**

(it's alphabetical....

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Posted: **Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:34 pm**

Just hadda have a ham n' bourbon sammich. Fergot th' homework.

Posted: **Sat Oct 06, 2007 7:14 pm**

Kraut vomit all over it. I'll give to you anyway if you really insist.

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:19 am**

Lemon juice was the only thing I had to write with and when it dried up on my paper,
the writing dissappeared!

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 4:15 pm**

Mainly because I just didn't want to!

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:46 am**

Nibbled upon by a Xenophobidon

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:23 am**

Oponns luck, a T'lan Imass cleaved it in two with his Obsidian blade.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:04 am**

Phantasm under-estimated the might of T'lan Imass' strength...
He cleft mine as well!
(It was beneath Phantasm's homework.)

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:26 am**

Because I am a god. The god.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:25 am**

Quasi-god scrambled the alphabet, and spilled it all over my paper.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:23 am**

Ravers, sir. Powerful strong mess of ravers. Rubbed all over it. With their sweaty bodies. Made the ink run, sir. Ravers, sir.

Posted: **Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:57 am**

Shredded it by accident along with the top secret files about Area 51

ABC Why I Didn't Turn In My Homework game