Kevin's Watch

Her hair was long and the color of honey, with streaks of red-gold that sparkled in the sun like
little streaks of fire, dancing around and embracing the hair.
Ahh... and when she presses her pouty lips together, it was enough to make...

Ahh... and when she presses her pouty lips together, it was enough to make... Every man in the room fantasize.
They could just imagine what a temptress like her had learned...

They could just imagine what a temptress like her had learned during her internship in spy-school.
(Or so rumour has it)

But no-one ever dared to ask her for...

during her internship in spy-school.
(Or so rumour has it)

But no-one ever dared to ask her for, as rumour also has it, anyone who did was swiftly......

disembowled in a most painful experience.

As story goes, one time a man who asked about her past ended up ...

As story goes, one time a man who asked about her past
ended up being talked about in the past tense.

It all started when...

being talked about in the past tense.

It all started when a penquin wearing a tuxedo went into a bar to get a beer........

It all started when a penquin wearing a tuxedo went into a bar to get a beer and a woman came up and asked what it had on under it's feathers.

The Penguin replied...

and a woman came up and asked what it had on under it's feathers.

The Penguin replied, "Why? I don't want to sound overly suspicious, but the last woman who asked me that turned out to be....

The Penguin replied, "Why? I don't want to sound overly suspicious, but the last woman who asked me that turned out to be a man just looking for a good time with the wrong sort of penguin.

But you, you see like the sort of gal who...

The Penguin replied, "Why? I don't want to sound overly suspicious, but the last woman who asked me that turned out to be a man just looking for a good time with the wrong sort of penguin.

But you, you seem like the sort of gal who could ruffle my feathers. Care to feed me some fish? The girl thought about it and said...

But you, you seem like the sort of gal who could ruffle my feathers. Care to feed me some fish? The girl thought about it and said, "A sushi-type of guy, eh? I don't think that will work out because I am a steak-type of person."
Upon hearing the code words, the penguin knew that this was...

"A sushi-type of guy, eh? I don't think that will work out because I am a steak-type of person."
Upon hearing the code words, the penguin knew that this was his contact. He discreetly slipped her a micro-chip that contained the complete plans for Penguin World Domination. The first critical step involved the overthrow of........

He discreetly slipped her a micro-chip that contained the complete plans for Penguin World Domination. The first critical step involved the overthrow of PETA because everyone knows how they like to step-in and prevent any harm to the other animals who may get in the way of PWD.
Next step would then be...

PETA because everyone knows how they like to step-in and prevent any harm to the other animals who may get in the way of PWD.
Next step would then be to notify the hundreds of Penquin sleeper cells scattered in zoos across to world to.......

Next step would then be to notify the hundreds of Penquin sleeper cells scattered in zoos across to world to turn around the cold artic air blowers so that the humans freeze. That way, the penguins can...

.....take all of the frozen humans and arrange them in humiliating and counter-sexual poses and take photos of them and then upload them onto the Interpen to www.Pornguin.com. Their next step would be take whatever steps necessary to immediately reverse global warming and bring about a new ice age. This could possibly include......

.....take all of the frozen humans and arrange them in humiliating and counter-sexual poses and take photos of them and then upload them onto the Interpen to www.Pornguin.com. Their next step would be take whatever steps necessary to immediately reverse global warming and bring about a new ice age.
This could possibly include working with the polar bears. (shudder) Their mission, if needed, would be...