ABC Why I Didn't Turn In My Homework game

Post by **emotional leper** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:40 pm

Too much homework and no play makes Jack SNAP AND KILL TEACHER!

Post by **Wyldewode** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:00 pm

Uphoria--was overcome by soporific vapors, suffered from uphoria, and was unable to complete the assignment.

Post by **emotional leper** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:39 pm

Von Munchhausen. Yes, the Baron. He required my help. Deeds of Daring Do, all that. Quite a good time.

Post by **Wyldewode** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:42 pm

Wombats attacked me on the way to school. They knocked me down, grabbed my notebook, and fled into the woods! That's exactly what happened! Honest!

Post by **IrrationalSanity** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:51 am

Xavier Harkonnen suddenly appeard at my doorstep, asking me if I had ever seen some guy named "Vor"

Post by **emotional leper** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:20 pm

Zul'jin required avenging.

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:53 pm

Actually, I did do my homework.
But due to Homeland Security procedure,
if you were to see it, I'd have to kill you.

Post by **IrrationalSanity** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:33 am

Beware of Narguls. They take things and hide them. They took my homework.

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:58 am

Cannot "turn in" my homework because it wasn't "turned out" in the first place!

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:52 pm

Dog ate my homework, then I ate the dog. From the homework's point of view, things have really gone to pot.

dw

Post by **Cheval** » Mon May 19, 2008 9:05 pm

Everyone knows that homework is for whoosies.
That's why I didn't do mine.

Post by **IrrationalSanity** » Mon May 19, 2008 10:57 pm

For Homework but an illusion, mind without substance, answers without questions. To waste one's energy on a phantom is the epitomy of folly...

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:53 am

Grues ate it when the power went out.

Post by **magickmaker17** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:12 am

Homework is to be done at home. I was at work all weekend. Ergo, no it is not done.

Post by **Auleliel** » Tue May 20, 2008 4:15 am

I carved my homework onto a slab of ice, but it melted on the way to school.

Post by **magickmaker17** » Tue May 20, 2008 5:30 am

Jocks snuck up on me and stole my planner. I couldn't remember what the assignment was.

Post by **Auleliel** » Tue May 20, 2008 5:33 am

Killer migraine. Ran out of aspirin. Had to walk to store to get some more. By the time the headache was gone, there was no time to do homework before bedtime.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:08 pm

Lol! Txtd u hmwk ths mrng b4 brkfst. c u l8r

Post by **magickmaker17** » Tue May 20, 2008 4:17 pm

(Ali and I really enjoyed that, DW)

My mom thought chores were more important than me improving my education. She wouldn't let me read until I'd cleaned my room, made dinner and washed the dishes. By then, it was bedtime.

Post by **Auleliel** » Wed May 21, 2008 6:13 am

Napoleon? We were supposed to research Napoleon?! I thought you said "neapolitan" and researched my bowl of ice cream.

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