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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:40 pm
by emotional leper
Too much homework and no play makes Jack SNAP AND KILL TEACHER!
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:00 pm
by Wyldewode
Uphoria--was overcome by soporific vapors, suffered from uphoria, and was unable to complete the assignment.
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:39 pm
by emotional leper
Von Munchhausen. Yes, the Baron. He required my help. Deeds of Daring Do, all that. Quite a good time.
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:42 pm
by Wyldewode
Wombats attacked me on the way to school. They knocked me down, grabbed my notebook, and fled into the woods! That's exactly what happened! Honest!
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:51 am
by IrrationalSanity
Xavier Harkonnen suddenly appeard at my doorstep, asking me if I had ever seen some guy named "Vor"
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:20 pm
by emotional leper
Zul'jin required avenging.
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:53 pm
by Cheval
Actually, I did do my homework.
But due to Homeland Security procedure,
if you were to see it, I'd have to kill you.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:33 am
by IrrationalSanity
Beware of Narguls. They take things and hide them. They took my homework.
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:58 am
by Cheval
Cannot "turn in" my homework because it wasn't "turned out" in the first place!
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:52 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Dog ate my homework, then I ate the dog. From the homework's point of view, things have really gone to pot.
dw
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 9:05 pm
by Cheval
Everyone knows that homework is for whoosies.
That's why I didn't do mine.
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 10:57 pm
by IrrationalSanity
For Homework but an illusion, mind without substance, answers without questions. To waste one's energy on a phantom is the epitomy of folly...
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 1:53 am
by DukkhaWaynhim
Grues ate it when the power went out.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 2:12 am
by magickmaker17
Homework is to be done at home. I was at work all weekend. Ergo, no it is not done.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 4:15 am
by Auleliel
I carved my homework onto a slab of ice, but it melted on the way to school.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 5:30 am
by magickmaker17
Jocks snuck up on me and stole my planner. I couldn't remember what the assignment was.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 5:33 am
by Auleliel
Killer migraine. Ran out of aspirin. Had to walk to store to get some more. By the time the headache was gone, there was no time to do homework before bedtime.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 2:08 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Lol! Txtd u hmwk ths mrng b4 brkfst. c u l8r
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 4:17 pm
by magickmaker17
(Ali and I really enjoyed that, DW)
My mom thought chores were more important than me improving my education. She wouldn't let me read until I'd cleaned my room, made dinner and washed the dishes. By then, it was bedtime.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 6:13 am
by Auleliel
Napoleon? We were supposed to research Napoleon?! I thought you said "neapolitan" and researched my bowl of ice cream.