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Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:47 pm
by ur-bane
.....IMPOSSIBLE!!! But the effort must still be made if the new Pen-Pol World was to be realized. The Penguins and Polar Bears decided to meet in a secret location near....
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:22 am
by onewyteduck
But the effort must still be made if the new Pen-Pol World was to be realized. The Penguins and Polar Bears decided to meet in a secret location near the Ross Ice Shelf on Roosevelt Island. This is where they would begin construction on a Freeze machine that.....
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:32 am
by Cheval
But the effort must still be made if the new Pen-Pol World was to be realized. The Penguins and Polar Bears decided to meet in a secret location near the Ross Ice Shelf on Roosevelt Island. This is where they would begin construction on a Freeze machine that would, well... freeze things.
But there was a slight problem. Opposing thumbs.
Without opposing thumbs, they couldn't make the...
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:41 am
by sgt.null
Without opposing thumbs, they couldn't make the...
the mixed drinks with blender, so they...
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:36 am
by Sunbaneglasses
sgtnull wrote:Without opposing thumbs, they couldn't make the...
the mixed drinks with blender, so they...
took their liquor straight with a beer chaser.In a rush of drunken insight a rather fat old penguin blurted out "if only those damn Japanese snow monkey s.o.b's with their crazy little hands were in on this we could get them to.......................
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:08 am
by sgt.null
"if only those damn Japanese snow monkey s.o.b's with their crazy little hands were in on this we could get them to pound on one hundred typewriters and sell the scirpt to Donaldson and he could...
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:57 pm
by safetyjedi
"if only those damn Japanese snow monkey s.o.b's with their crazy little hands were in on this we could get them to pound on one hundred typewriters and sell the scirpt to Donaldson and he could finance phase two of our operation, which is....
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:30 am
by sgt.null
"if only those damn Japanese snow monkey s.o.b's with their crazy little hands were in on this we could get them to pound on one hundred typewriters and sell the scirpt to Donaldson and he could finance phase two of our operation, which is....total world domination. oh, and buying some of those...
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:32 am
by wolfdreamer
"if only those damn Japanese snow monkey s.o.b's with their crazy little hands were in on this we could get them to pound on one hundred typewriters and sell the scirpt to Donaldson and he could finance phase two of our operation, which is....total world domination. oh, and buying some of those...Furby's to air drop on.....
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:44 am
by onewyteduck
Furby's to air drop on the underpriviledged children of Beverly Hills. These poor children.....
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:27 am
by wolfdreamer
Furby's to air drop on the underpriviledged children of Beverly Hills. These poor children.....have to ride buses, attend public schools and wear clothing with NO designer labels! Oh the humanity! Will no one.......
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:56 am
by danlo
Furby's to air drop on the underpriviledged children of Beverly Hills. These poor children.....have to ride buses, attend public schools and wear clothing with NO designer labels! Oh the humanity! Will no one.......bite me on the ass so I can wake up to the realization that.......
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:14 pm
by lucimay
Furby's to air drop on the underpriviledged children of Beverly Hills. These poor children.....have to ride buses, attend public schools and wear clothing with NO designer labels! Oh the humanity! Will no one.......bite me on the ass so I can wake up to the realization that underpriviledges children in Beverly Hills want
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:07 am
by sgt.null
bite me on the ass so I can wake up to the realization that underpriviledges children in Beverly Hills want good legal representation. maybe...
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:56 pm
by Pale Death
bite me on the ass so I can wake up to the realization that underpriviledges children in Beverly Hills want good legal representation. maybe even 17$ and cake so the hobo's can.....
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:20 pm
by sgt.null
bite me on the ass so I can wake up to the realization that underpriviledges children in Beverly Hills want good legal representation. maybe even 17$ and cake so the hobo's can... keep pursuing that American dream. so i was at a meeting...
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:58 pm
by Spring
So I was at a meeting...that's not important, because this one time, at band camp,
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:27 am
by Prom_STar
this one time at band camp (sad this is true story), someone actually said "John got stung by a bizzle!" (read: bee... guy thought he was "gangsta")
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:15 pm
by Prebe
"..this one time at band camp (sad this is true story), someone actually said "John got stung by a bizzle!" (read: bee... guy thought he was "gangsta")" Babbled the crack smoking polar bear.
"Enough!" shouted the peguin in charge, pounding the conference table with his....
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:06 pm
by Prom_STar
pounding the conference table with his...
+5, War Hammer of Thunderbolts--and with such force, that he completely obliterated the table.
"By the Seven," cried...