1. Jessica Alba in a thong
2. SRD shows up at your house for dinner.
3. It actually starts raining men (yes please )

4. I make more than 15 dollars an hour
5. I go to work and only get insulted once.
6. You win a backstage pass to a Spinal Tap concert
7. Bin Laden captured
8. $1 Scratch-off lottery ticket-----$1000 prize
9. Discovering Jimmy Hoffa when you put in a pool in your backyard.
10. getting a spam email at work wit the title "Get a KING Sized Penis in 2 Days" while sitting next to some male coworkers


11. ...only to have one of them blurt out "Those pills don't work worth crap!" Then blush profusely and hurry away.


12. Selling an old beatle's magazine on ebay and having Paul McCartney win it.
13. seeing today's new prices at the gas pump




Funny science fiction and fantasy books:
1. Good Omens by Pratchett and Gaiman