Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 11:25 am**

Oh, you meant THAT homework...

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 4:13 pm**

Perhaps verbosity hopes to compensate for ignorance of what one does not understand...I'll let you infer anything you desire from that statement.

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 11:21 pm**

Sold it on ebay after discovering a watermark on the paper that looked like Jesus. Got big bucks for it, too.

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 11:27 pm**

(hey, what happened to Q and R?)

Quitting school 'cuz I never learned the alphabet. Yell at someone who cares.

Ran over my neighbor's cat, she beat me up, couldn't do homework with a broken arm.

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 11:31 pm**

Tried to learn the alphabet and failed. If I don't know my letters, how on earth can I write an essay?!

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 11:33 pm**

Understood nothing of the assignment, decided it was better off lining my rabbit's cage.

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 11:37 pm**

Vain confiscated it (like he did with magickmaker's posts), and hasn't returned it yet.

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 1:25 pm**

While writing my eloquent, yet succinct essay that was to be my prodigious assignment, I suddenly heard a woman's cry from outside. Well, living on the beach means one must at all times be prepared for such emergencies, so, without further ado, I ran out of my beach house, and into the water, not noticing the camera crews. As I got nearer to the young lady whose cries I had previously heard, I saw the ominous fin not ten feet behind her; it was a shark, and I could tell by its fin it was a big one. I quickly punched the water where I judged the shark's head to be, and was shocked to see I punched a guy with a sharks fin strapped to his back! The director screamed 'CUT!!", and followed it with a stream of obscenities. I was shocked, confused, and slowly coming to the realization that months earlier I had indeed signed a waiver, allowing MGM to film a remake of Jaws, and this was undoubtably them doing just that. So, soaked and more than a little bit embarrassed, I sauntered back into my home, thinking about the fact that I got to see a famous actresses' boobs up close and personal. It was at that point that I realized that I had no idea what my essay was supposed to be about, so I said to myself, 'screw this!' and went back outside to watch the lovely Miss 'the waiver told me in no uncertain terms that if I mention the names of any of the actors I would be sued' do her acting stuff. And what a fine bit of stuff she did.

Posted: **Fri May 30, 2008 9:34 am**

Xavier, my pet cockatiel, was happily flying about my room. He landed upon my desk, and left the kind of editorial comment on my homework that only a bird who has had too many grapes can leave.

Posted: **Fri May 30, 2008 12:47 pm**

You know, I was gonna do it, but then I got a better offer.....so I became a spy instead!

Posted: **Fri May 30, 2008 1:55 pm**

Zipper got stuck.

dw

Posted: **Fri May 30, 2008 2:24 pm**

amy sederis said i don't have too.

Posted: **Fri May 30, 2008 2:31 pm**

Bolshevik uprising

dw

Posted: **Fri May 30, 2008 7:14 pm**

Carpe Diem!!! I went fishing!(seize the carp, right?)

Posted: **Sat May 31, 2008 3:22 am**

Describe that assignment again, please...

Posted: **Sat May 31, 2008 4:49 pm**

Elephant was drawn on it, I couldn't complete it.

Posted: **Sat May 31, 2008 6:24 pm**

Flash fire inside the house destroyed it.
Fortunatly, the flames didn't spread beyond my homework papers and the house was saved.

Posted: **Sat May 31, 2008 7:03 pm**

gorilla-ninja attack. Didn't see them coming, didn't see them going. All they took was my homework....and the banana that was left in my lunch box...

Posted: **Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:32 pm**

halitosis outbreak at my house

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:18 am**

I simply forgot

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