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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:47 am
by Revan
"By the Seven," cried Mhoram, "Why are there only six words?"
I hope to...
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:53 am
by aTOMiC
I hope to find the lost city of Atlantis but I'm afraid of the water so I'm out of luck.
If there was even a chance that intelligent life existed in the universe outside of that which lives on the planet earth, I'd...
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:20 pm
by Revan
If there was even a chance that intelligent life existed in the universe outside of that which lives on the planet earth, I'd...Eat my hat.
eating hats is not a...
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:55 pm
by Prebe
....thing I would recommend though. Especially not the pointy Gandalfish ones that tend to...
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:28 pm
by Spring
Especially not the pointy Gandalfish ones that tend to always flop down on one side.
In other news, though, it seems the...
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:44 pm
by Kerb
In other news, though, it seems the Not The Nine O'Clock News is so much funnier!
My favourite shaggy dog story (please keep it short and simple!) is...
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:30 am
by Spring
My favourite shaggy dog story is, one day, when I was walking my dog, it done a poo.
I'm bored, because...
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:05 am
by Kerb
You're bored, because the shaggy dog story wasn't long enough. (no direspect meant, only completing the sentence!
)
My wife found some ...
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:02 am
by Spring
My wife found some new fetish to try.
The Australian Open is...
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:01 am
by Kerb
... great tennis!
Doctor, doctor, my head...
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:48 pm
by sgt.null
Doctor, doctor, my head...
is full of bees.
please get a jar...
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:29 pm
by Kerb
please get a jar...
...and pour some honey in it, that will get rid of the bees!
I think honey is ...
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:24 am
by sgt.null
I think honey is ... great any many things, better than sugar.
tune your guitar down a chord...
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:31 am
by Revan
tune your guitar down a chord... otherwise it'll come loose and take your eye.
I will never understnad why Zeph...
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:19 am
by sgt.null
I will never understand why Zamfir....
keeps returning to us.
woke up, got dressed...
Zamfir.
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:38 am
by Kerb
woke up, got dressed...
and took a shower still fully clothed.
If I had a designer dress, I...
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:40 am
by Revan
If I had a designer dress, I...would never wear it.
If I had a pie...
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:32 am
by sgt.null
If I had a pie...
I would share it with the Watch
do you still think of me...
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:07 am
by Kerb
do you still think of me...
...as a clown - a cool one though
If I ran away to the circus, I would...
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:18 pm
by Spring
If I ran away to the circus, I would be a freak show attraction.