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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:55 am
by Cheval
You find out so much about someone when you ....
just ask about them.
Like "Where did you..."

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:44 pm
by onewyteduck
just ask about them.
Like "Where did you get those dreadful looking shoes? Been shopping at........?

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:49 am
by Wyldewode
Like "Where did you get those dreadful looking shoes? Been shopping at an Addams Family yard sale? I hear that Morticia. . .

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:07 am
by sgt.null
I hear that Morticia divorced Gomez and married...

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:08 pm
by Cheval
I hear that Morticia divorced Gomez and married Herman Munster.
Boy, did that really shake up things at...

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:16 am
by sgt.null
Boy, did that really shake up things at the annual Halloween party. I heard that Samantha....

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:39 am
by Wyldewode
I heard that Samantha once dated a wereworlf. You know where all these crazy rumors get started? They get started. . .

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:38 am
by sgt.null
They get started when grandpa munster gets drunk and talks to...

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:29 pm
by drew
They get started when grandpa munster gets drunk and talks to blather on with Archie Bunker and the gang.
Why there was this one time, just a few weeks ago when a bunch of old sitcom families got together and Miek Seaver fimally revealed the fact that he was.....

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:38 am
by sgt.null
Miek Seaver fimally revealed the fact that he was... the love child of Maynard G Krebbs and Mary Tyler Moore. well that made...

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:32 am
by drew
Well that made Trapper and Radar get really upset, so they marched over to Mary Tyler MOore and told to go....

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:59 pm
by Creator
so they marched over to Mary Tyler MOore and told [her] to goback to Dick Van Dyke. Meanwhile Barnabus Collins, was awaking from a long Dark Shadows sleep. He wondered what VAMPIRE TV series were still broadcasting. But when he turned on his TV he found ........

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:58 pm
by sgt.null
But when he turned on his TV he found that Bob Barker was the only vampire on tv. Collins got so mad that he...

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:26 pm
by drew
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:27 pm
by onewyteduck
that Bob Barker was the only vampire on tv. Collins got so mad that he decided to take Oprah up on a long standing offer to.....

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:29 pm
by drew
Collins got so mad that he decided to take Oprah up on a long standing offer to get into an oil wrestling ring with Doctor Phil. Of Dr Phil declined, until Oprah told him that if he didn't she was going to...

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:37 pm
by sgt.null
until Oprah told him that if he didn't she was going to reveal that he was really Butch Patrick, of Eddie Munster fame, so Dr Phil...

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:06 am
by Wyldewode
of Eddie Munster fame, so Dr Phil hosted two-hour primetime special in which he revealed the terrible secret about. . .

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:36 am
by sgt.null
so Dr Phil hosted two-hour primetime special in which he revealed the terrible secret about his love for womens underwear. so David Letterman called...

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:54 pm
by drew
so Dr Phil hosted two-hour primetime special in which he revealed the terrible secret about his love for womens underwear. so David Letterman called Rossane to see if she would pose in a thong for Dr Phil to watch.
The phonecall went something like this, 'Hello Rossane, the is david...David Letterman, I was wondering if you would mind......