Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:30 am**

THE BIG BLUFF:
"homework ... what homework ... you didn't assign any homework ..."

Posted: **Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:32 am**

Xanadu - I was at the Broadway show, see, and then I went out all night with the cast, ya know, and then, well, suddenly I found myself really ON mount Olympus...

Posted: **Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:26 am**

Yes, I did not do my homework and no, I did forget it.
I will DEFINITELY think about doing it next time, maybe.

Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:32 am**

Oops it appears I left my home work on top of my piano last night .Oh what a pity

Posted: **Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:04 am**

Zoinks! The guy adead of me couldn't figure out which letter came after "Y", and ended up mixing my homework with his and leaving it on that piano.

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:50 am**

Ask me again about homework and I may have to hurt you.

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:40 am**

Boring homework or exciting video games? Honestly, which would you choose?

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 pm**

"Choppers!" Radar said. And then I was off to the O.R. Homework didn't even enter my mind.

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:32 pm**

Desecration as in the ritual of desecration got in the way.

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:35 pm**

Easter bunnies. They're everywhere. Come on little bunny. Would you like an Easter bunny?

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:39 pm**

Flaggellation and self deprecation seemed more fun than algebra.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:19 am**

GREAT!
It's bad enough being a superhero that's saving the world from Evil Powers,
now I have to worry about doing homework on top of THAT???

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:07 pm**

Heck of a storm last night. That lightening bolt that hit my desk just zapped my homework into dust.

Posted: **Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:28 am**

Is it really that inconceivable that I might have other, more important things to do than homework?!

Posted: **Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:07 am**

Just a minute - did you say HOMEwork? Now what am I going to do with all of these sharp knives?

Posted: **Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:57 am**

Kindly explain to my hitman why you'll give me an A without having to do any of this homework crap.

Posted: **Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:50 pm**

Let me explain why I brought a hitman to class in lieu of my homework....

Posted: **Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:10 pm**

My hitman will explain to you why I brought him to class today instead of my homework.

Posted: **Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:52 am**

No homework was assigned. This is Monday!
(...moron)

Posted: **Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:42 am**

Of course I did my homework! I spent six hours on it before it got eaten by my pet aardvark. I then spent another six hours calling the veterinarian about my aardvark's stomachache (a posterboard presentation is not easy to digest). By the time that was over, I didn't have time to redo my homework before class started this morning.

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