Finish my Sentence Game...

[sgt.null]

'Hello Rossane, the is david...David Letterman, I was wondering if you would mind
backing that thang up!!!!

at that point...

[onewyteduck]

Rossane to see if she would pose in a thong for Dr Phil to watch.
The phonecall went something like this, 'Hello Rossane, the is david...David Letterman, I was wondering if you would mind posing in a thong for Dr. Phil. We would, of course, compensate you handsomely with a.......

[Gil galad]

thousand gallons of lard in a swimming pool.
Suddenly a man burst through the door shouting about how he...

[drew]

Suddenly a man burst through the door shouting about how he regrets ever leaving Rosanne. At that, Tom Arnold confessed that he is now trying out for Hamlet at the stratford Theatre. When Letterman heard that he nearly had a ....

[Cheval]

When Letterman heard that he nearly had an idea for his top ten list that he thought was the best yet.
However, that was destroyed when Jay Leno announced...

[sgt.null]

However, that was destroyed when Jay Leno announced that he was going to marry the corpse of Tiny Tim, live on the air. hearing this...

[onewyteduck]

that he was going to marry the corpse of Tiny Tim, live on the air. hearing this, Tom Cruise decided to scrap his Italian wedding to Katie Holmes for a "public" ceremony on Montel Williams. When he called Montel......

[sgt.null]

When he called Montel, Maury Povich answered and demanded a paternity test. that test revealed that the father of Kat's baby is...

[Cheval]

When he called Montel, Maury Povich answered and demanded a paternity test. that test revealed that the father of Kat's baby is, non other than, Vain!
When the truth was revealed, Kat threw...

[sgt.null]

When the truth was revealed, Kat threw a party for the entire watch. all except...

[drew]

Kat threw a party for the entire watch. all except those people who have accounts but have only posted once or twice.
What's with those people? They make me want to ...

[sgt.null]

They make me want to shout, throw my hands up and shout... wait who is that at the door?

[Cheval]

Wait who is that at the door?
Why, it's my little friend Speedy!
He delivers my little brown package from Columbia.
It's full of...

[Elfgirl]

He delivers my little brown package from Columbia.
It's full of...Bolivian Marching Powder but he cut it so full of talcum powder, we had to send it back - with Ramon & his rather large machine gun.

Not to worry, at least we didn't....

[onewyteduck]

Bolivian Marching Powder but he cut it so full of talcum powder, we had to send it back - with Ramon & his rather large machine gun.

Not to worry, at least we didn't send his twin sister, Ramona. That could get really ugly. She has this tendency to.....

[Cheval]

Not to worry, at least we didn't send his twin sister, Ramona. That could get really ugly. She has this tendency to pick her nose a lot and then wipe her big green boogers on her victims. (She don't carry a gun you know)
And to top things off, she looks like...

[Elfgirl]

And to top things off, she looks like a partially inflated Goodyear Blimp on steroids.

Believe me, there are...

[A Gunslinger]

And to top things off, she looks like a partially inflated Goodyear Blimp on steroids.

Believe me, there are still a number of folks, who in spite of her girth, would want to " hit dat".

Which reminds me af Charles Nelson Rielly, a man...

[Cheval]

Which reminds me af Charles Nelson Rielly, a man who is not unlike Boy George, whom we'd all like to hit.
Not want to "hit dat", but REALLY want to punch him right in the...

[A Gunslinger]

Not want to "hit dat", but REALLY want to punch him right in the soft underbelly. Much like the way the Skipper was hit numerous times by Gilligan the....