Kevin's Watch

Much like the way the Skipper was hit numerous times by Gilligan the inept, bungling unco twit that he was.

Funny how, with nothing else to do on that island, they didn't all just...

wind up pregnant alot unless the Professor found some way to make coconut profilactics. I'm sure Gilligan was the most...

I'm sure Gilligan was the most likely to use them up first,
but he wished that he wasn't alone at those times.
However, I believe Mr Howell ...

-- should have waited to be alone before practicing his own solo brand of milk the coconut; Ginger offered once to help him but...

He would have preferred the Professor but the Professor told him...

ther werent enuff money on the island for him to juice that viper, unless of course he could borrow that spiffy straw hat; with that, the professor felt that he could pursuade ...

...with that, the professor felt that he could pursuade the Skipper into calling him "Little Buddy".
But that would had made Lovey Howell jealous because she...

Thought little buddy referred to something else, something she wanted for herself. Ginger of course knew....

...that Gilligan was already Lovey's cabana boy, and Maryanne felt left out of the lech, as per usual. Nobody realised that...

as a farmgirl, Maryanne was by far the best coconut milker on the island. At least nobody knew that fact until...

...there was a dire shortage of coconut milkers - and Maryanne stepped up to wow them all with the skill of her hands. However,....

Mrs. Howell showed them a very effective way to suck the milk from the coconut. This seemingly shocked Gilligan causing...

A banana and coconut shortage, as there was a sudden frenzy to prove the suckingest milkermost inhabitant. With the economy base as it was ....

...they sucked the coconut industry dry and had to import coconuts from Bora Bora to make up the shortfall. This course of action inevitably...

...caused massive strain on the south american coutry of brazil, who had no recourse but to....

who had no recourse but to develope a nuclear bomb and wipe out the island so Brazil can maintain the coconut trade with Bora Bora.
But the radiation caused...

...caused the monkeys in Brazil to grow a monkey/cocnut reltionship together, and breeded a new version of monkeys called...

..Cocapes. Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy. This evolution revolution led to...

coco-bana fecal pollution, with noone willing to making economical or social retribution. The Ecologists made the allocution.......

...."ooh oooh oooh aah aaah aah!" and the cocapes immediately turned to creating coconut fibre voodoo dolls and resurrected the entire economy on the basis of pre-sale orders to the US. Then some bright spark thought...