Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:20 am**

Just because

Posted: **Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:21 am**

Killer bees mistook my essay for an enemy and perforated the paper so much that it is entirely illegible, so I decided to save you the trouble of trying to read it.

Posted: **Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:06 am**

Lost my way. Wandering around the in the desert of malaise. Wandering, ever wandering. Until I came upon a box. A box, not unlike most boxes, but in its own way unique. It called to me. It said, "I cannot survive without your homework inside of me." And so, feeling intense remorse that such a fine box would go unfulfilled, I placed my homework therein. Suddenly, the box was transfigured before me. It became a beautiful bird. A massive bird. With its talons, it lifted me out of the malaise and carried me forth, and returned me unto mine own self.

Posted: **Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:30 pm**

My attorney said not to fill out ANY paperwork until he approves it.

Posted: **Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:35 pm**

Never got the memo. Homework, you say? I'll have to check my calendar to see where I can squeeze you in...

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:46 pm**

Oooops

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:47 pm**

Pox on the Homework! Scholars of the world, unite!

Posted: **Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:17 pm**

Quantum flux overload led to a rift in the space/time continuum creating a wormhole and my homework got sucked into it and ended up on a Borg cube. Feel free to go there and check it.

Posted: **Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:40 am**

Rap music ate out too much of my brain to think anymore.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:47 pm**

Sneezed on it. It was covered in boogers. If you want it, I could go dig it out of my trash can and bring it to you tomorrow?

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:11 pm**

Today??? Oooops ...

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:51 pm**

I shread it by mistake taught it was my tax bill

Posted: **Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:37 pm**

Unbelievable! You actually thought I was going to turn in homework, after the previous person totally skipped the whole ABC concept?

Posted: **Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:02 am**

Violent outbreak of C.R.S. made me forget about homework.

Posted: **Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:31 pm**

When did I actually commit to bringing you homework?

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:45 pm**

Yoda ate it.

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:47 pm**

X-traterrestrials aburned my homework with a hand gun phaser.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:59 am**

Your request did not parse. Please either rephrase your question, or press "L" to enter learning mode.

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2009 2:40 am**

Zeus told me that if I was to do my homework,
he would sent down bolts of lightning to stike my house and burn it to the ground.

I couldn't allow that to happen because my insurance company has a special clause in my contract about lightning bolts from Zeus.

Posted: **Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:38 am**

ABBA told me dancing queens didn't need to do no damn homework, because they're too busy feeling the beat from the tambourine.

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