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Then some bright spark thought.... let's start selling these on the internet. Within three weeks the small Island was known worldwide.......
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let's start selling these on the internet. Within three weeks the small Island was known worldwide brining them fortune and fame. Unfortunatly, as with all, or most, dot-com schemes, in a matter of a few months....
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Unfortunately, as with all, or most, dot-com schemes, in a matter of a few months, it became bigger than Ben Hur before crashing like a 747 at Tenerife. Many shareholders were left dazed and confused, ....
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Many shareholders were left dazed and confused, of course, many just jumped out of their windows.
Luckily for them the windows....
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Luckily for them, the windows were only on the ground floor and the hedges broke their falls.

Disgruntled, they then tried to...
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Disgruntled, they then tried to run into the path of a semi-trailer, but the canny driver had ABS and stopped just short of splattering them. Wailing their despair, they...
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Wailing their dispair, they stomped angrily down the road. Watching from a bus stop a short distance away....
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Watching from a bus stop a short distance away was two corrupted cops.
"Hey," said cop #1. "Let's have a little fun."
Cop #2 drew his revolver and...
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"For millions of years
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
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was two corrupted cops.
"Hey," said cop #1. "Let's have a little fun."
Cop #2 drew his revolver and pointed it at Cop #1s head. Laughing maniacally, he....
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...pulled the trigger and a flag shot out of the barrel with the word "BANG" printed in large red letters.

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Dr. Blank - "I'm sorry Mr. Tang. I have some very troubling news. It seems you have a giant...
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"I'm sorry Mr. Tang. I have some very troubling news. It seems you have a giant tumor growing between your shoulders. The only known treatment is to...
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the only known treatment involves this new experimental drug!.

MR. Tang: I could never swallow something...
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MR. Tang: I could never swallow something that is green.

Dr. Blank: Why ever not? Just the other day, one of my patients...
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Dr. Blank: Why ever not? Just the other day, one of my patients swallowed a Yoda doll whole.

Mr. Tang: Um...I don't see what that has to do with
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Dr. Blank: Why ever not? Just the other day, one of my patients swallowed a Yoda doll whole.

Mr. Tang: Um...I don't see what that has to do with

dr blank : it was a million - in - one shot...
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dr blank : it was a million - in - one shot that my patient passed it whole without any problems.
But the side effect is...
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then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
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But the side effect is... the shimmy shimmy shakes.

I gotta lotta...
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But the side effect is... the shimmy shimmy shakes.

I gotta lotta other fish to fry, said Mr Tang. Dr Blank, can't you just run me up a prescription for...
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I gotta lotta other fish to fry, said Mr Tang. Dr Blank, can't you just run me up a prescription for my itchy fingernails? I really have no way to scratch them because you see without my massive...
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...stupidity y, I'd have no protection against reality.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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