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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:59 pm
by TRC
Then some bright spark thought.... let's start selling these on the internet. Within three weeks the small Island was known worldwide.......
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:08 am
by drew
let's start selling these on the internet. Within three weeks the small Island was known worldwide brining them fortune and fame. Unfortunatly, as with all, or most, dot-com schemes, in a matter of a few months....
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:36 am
by Elfgirl
Unfortunately, as with all, or most, dot-com schemes, in a matter of a few months, it became bigger than Ben Hur before crashing like a 747 at Tenerife. Many shareholders were left dazed and confused, ....
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:11 pm
by drew
Many shareholders were left dazed and confused, of course, many just jumped out of their windows.
Luckily for them the windows....
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:14 am
by Cheval
Luckily for them, the windows were only on the ground floor and the hedges broke their falls.
Disgruntled, they then tried to...
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:19 am
by Elfgirl
Disgruntled, they then tried to run into the path of a semi-trailer, but the canny driver had ABS and stopped just short of splattering them. Wailing their despair, they...
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:01 am
by Dave Tubamate
Wailing their dispair, they stomped angrily down the road. Watching from a bus stop a short distance away....
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:37 am
by Cheval
Watching from a bus stop a short distance away was two corrupted cops.
"Hey," said cop #1. "Let's have a little fun."
Cop #2 drew his revolver and...
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:21 pm
by onewyteduck
was two corrupted cops.
"Hey," said cop #1. "Let's have a little fun."
Cop #2 drew his revolver and pointed it at Cop #1s head. Laughing maniacally, he....
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:50 pm
by TIC TAC
...pulled the trigger and a flag shot out of the barrel with the word "BANG" printed in large red letters.
Mr. Tang - "Well Doc, what's the good word? How's my test results?"
Dr. Blank - "I'm sorry Mr. Tang. I have some very troubling news. It seems you have a giant...
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:47 pm
by onewyteduck
"I'm sorry Mr. Tang. I have some very troubling news. It seems you have a giant tumor growing between your shoulders. The only known treatment is to...
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:24 am
by emotional leper
the only known treatment involves this new experimental drug!.
MR. Tang: I could never swallow something...
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:17 pm
by Cagliostro
MR. Tang: I could never swallow something that is green.
Dr. Blank: Why ever not? Just the other day, one of my patients...
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:39 pm
by TIC TAC
Dr. Blank: Why ever not? Just the other day, one of my patients swallowed a Yoda doll whole.
Mr. Tang: Um...I don't see what that has to do with
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:31 am
by sgt.null
Dr. Blank: Why ever not? Just the other day, one of my patients swallowed a Yoda doll whole.
Mr. Tang: Um...I don't see what that has to do with
dr blank : it was a million - in - one shot...
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:37 pm
by Cheval
dr blank : it was a million - in - one shot that my patient passed it whole without any problems.
But the side effect is...
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 5:20 am
by sgt.null
But the side effect is... the shimmy shimmy shakes.
I gotta lotta...
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 8:30 pm
by deer of the dawn
But the side effect is... the shimmy shimmy shakes.
I gotta lotta other fish to fry, said Mr Tang. Dr Blank, can't you just run me up a prescription for...
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 11:55 am
by aTOMiC
I gotta lotta other fish to fry, said Mr Tang. Dr Blank, can't you just run me up a prescription for my itchy fingernails? I really have no way to scratch them because you see without my massive...
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2016 12:31 am
by dANdeLION
...stupidity y, I'd have no protection against reality.