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Strangest food found in a vending machine.

1) Pork Rinds
2) Anything containing "cheese flavor" ICK!
3) Unwrapped food that was not originally offered as a selection.
4) Live Bait [found in front of a bait & tackle shop]
5) Anything that makes its own gravy.
6) A shrink-wrapped product called "Mom's Apple Pie"
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Strangest food found in a vending machine.

1) Pork Rinds
2) Anything containing "cheese flavor" ICK!
3) Unwrapped food that was not originally offered as a selection.
4) Live Bait [found in front of a bait & tackle shop]
5) Anything that makes its own gravy.
6) A shrink-wrapped product called "Mom's Apple Pie"
7) Any perishable meats
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Strangest food found in a vending machine.

1) Pork Rinds
2) Anything containing "cheese flavor" ICK!
3) Unwrapped food that was not originally offered as a selection.
4) Live Bait [found in front of a bait & tackle shop]
5) Anything that makes its own gravy.
6) A shrink-wrapped product called "Mom's Apple Pie"
7) Any perishable meats
8) pickle flavored potato chips...whats up with that?
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Strangest food found in a vending machine.

1) Pork Rinds
2) Anything containing "cheese flavor" ICK!
3) Unwrapped food that was not originally offered as a selection.
4) Live Bait [found in front of a bait & tackle shop]
5) Anything that makes its own gravy.
6) A shrink-wrapped product called "Mom's Apple Pie"
7) Any perishable meats
8 ) pickle flavored potato chips...whats up with that?
9) Moon Pies
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Strangest food found in a vending machine.

1) Pork Rinds
2) Anything containing "cheese flavor" ICK!
3) Unwrapped food that was not originally offered as a selection.
4) Live Bait [found in front of a bait & tackle shop]
5) Anything that makes its own gravy.
6) A shrink-wrapped product called "Mom's Apple Pie"
7) Any perishable meats
8 ) pickle flavored potato chips...whats up with that?
9) Moon Pies
10) Nothingness where the Baby Ruths should have been.
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Strangest food found in a vending machine.

1) Pork Rinds
2) Anything containing "cheese flavor" ICK!
3) Unwrapped food that was not originally offered as a selection.
4) Live Bait [found in front of a bait & tackle shop]
5) Anything that makes its own gravy.
6) A shrink-wrapped product called "Mom's Apple Pie"
7) Any perishable meats
8 ) pickle flavored potato chips...whats up with that?
9) Moon Pies
10) Nothingness where the Baby Ruths should have been.
11) those wierd BO tasting Bulges (I can't remember the flavour)
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.


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Strangest food found in a vending machine.

1) Pork Rinds
2) Anything containing "cheese flavor" ICK!
3) Unwrapped food that was not originally offered as a selection.
4) Live Bait [found in front of a bait & tackle shop]
5) Anything that makes its own gravy.
6) A shrink-wrapped product called "Mom's Apple Pie"
7) Any perishable meats
8 ) pickle flavored potato chips...whats up with that?
9) Moon Pies
10) Nothingness where the Baby Ruths should have been.
11) those wierd BO tasting Bulges (I can't remember the flavour)
12) The yellowed and ancient dust-sticks once called chewing gum in the bottom row [dAN, I assume you meant Bugles, bcuz tasting bulges sounds like it belongs on a certain banned thread ;)]
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Strangest food found in a vending machine.

1) Pork Rinds
2) Anything containing "cheese flavor" ICK!
3) Unwrapped food that was not originally offered as a selection.
4) Live Bait [found in front of a bait & tackle shop]
5) Anything that makes its own gravy.
6) A shrink-wrapped product called "Mom's Apple Pie"
7) Any perishable meats
8 ) pickle flavored potato chips...whats up with that?
9) Moon Pies
10) Nothingness where the Baby Ruths should have been.
11) those wierd BO tasting Bulges (I can't remember the flavour)
12) The yellowed and ancient dust-sticks once called chewing gum in the bottom row [dAN, I assume you meant Bugles, bcuz tasting bulges sounds like it belongs on a certain banned thread ]
13) One word...cornnuts (no comment from you, Dukka!)

Favorite Sights of Summer:

1) Bare Legged ladies!
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Favorite Sights of Summer:

1) Bare Legged ladies!
2) A well manicured lawn
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Favorite Sights of Summer:

1) Bare Legged ladies!
2) A well manicured lawn
3) Ladies in see-through sundresses! :twisted:
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1) Bare Legged ladies!
2) A well manicured lawn
3) Ladies in see-through sundresses! (Danlo ya dog!)
4) Girls w/painted toenails
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Favorite Sights of Summer:

1) Bare Legged ladies!
2) A well manicured lawn
3) Ladies in see-through sundresses!
4) Girls w/painted toenails
5) Bikinis & suntan lotion
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Favorite Sights of Summer:

1) Bare Legged ladies!
2) A well manicured lawn
3) Ladies in see-through sundresses!
4) Girls w/painted toenails
5) Bikinis & suntan lotion
6) Lightning
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Favorite Sights of Summer:

1) Bare Legged ladies!
2) A well manicured lawn
3) Ladies in see-through sundresses!
4) Girls w/painted toenails
5) Bikinis & suntan lotion
6) Lightning
7) Lightning Bugs (which, alas, we do not have in NM :( )
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Favorite Sights of Summer:

1) Bare Legged ladies!
2) A well manicured lawn
3) Ladies in see-through sundresses!
4) Girls w/painted toenails
5) Bikinis & suntan lotion
6) Lightning
7) Lightning Bugs (which, alas, we do not have in NM )
(note to Danlo -- they take over my yard for a few eeks every year :D )
8) children playing on the beach :)
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Favorite Sights of Summer:

1) Bare Legged ladies!
2) A well manicured lawn
3) Ladies in see-through sundresses!
4) Girls w/painted toenails
5) Bikinis & suntan lotion
6) Lightning
7) Lightning Bugs
8 ) children playing on the beach
9) Lounging in a pool, with the girls. :)
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Favorite Sights of Summer:

1) Bare Legged ladies!
2) A well manicured lawn
3) Ladies in see-through sundresses!
4) Girls w/painted toenails
5) Bikinis & suntan lotion
6) Lightning
7) Lightning Bugs
8 ) children playing on the beach
9) Lounging in a pool, with the girls.
10) The absence of school busses on my way to work.
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Favorite Sights of Summer:

1) Bare Legged ladies!
2) A well manicured lawn
3) Ladies in see-through sundresses!
4) Girls w/painted toenails
5) Bikinis & suntan lotion
6) Lightning
7) Lightning Bugs
8 ) children playing on the beach
9) Lounging in a pool, with the girls.
10) The absence of school busses on my way to work.
11) Football training camps!
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Favorite Sights of Summer:

1) Bare Legged ladies!
2) A well manicured lawn
3) Ladies in see-through sundresses!
4) Girls w/painted toenails
5) Bikinis & suntan lotion
6) Lightning
7) Lightning Bugs
8 ) children playing on the beach
9) Lounging in a pool, with the girls.
10) The absence of school busses on my way to work.
11) Football training camps!
12) Blockbuster movies
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Favorite Sights of Summer:

1) Bare Legged ladies!
2) A well manicured lawn
3) Ladies in see-through sundresses!
4) Girls w/painted toenails
5) Bikinis & suntan lotion
6) Lightning
7) Lightning Bugs
8 ) children playing on the beach
9) Lounging in a pool, with the girls.
10) The absence of school busses on my way to work.
11) Football training camps!
12) Blockbuster movies
13) Tube Tops

Favorite Blockbuster of the last 3 years:
1) Spiderman.
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