Juan Valdez

Post by **variol son** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:40 am

Hail and most certainly well met my friend. Al though I have never met you in any sense of the word, I get the sneaking suspicion that you keep an eye on things around here and thus know a little of me.

Welcome, officially, to the Watch.

With Juan Valdez here, whom shall we fear?

Sum sui generis
Vs

Post by **Revan** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 12:17 pm

heh. I also thought this was a complaint thread... Though I've never minded Juan... Hail my friend!

Indeed... with Zeph around... how can one dislike Juan?

Post by **Lord Mhoram** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 8:28 pm

NICE! Welcome, Juan, old friend. lol

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 8:48 pm

Welcome, Juan. Come plant some coffee beans in Danlo's inner garden.

Post by **Juan Valdez** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:35 am

Hello there Covenant Jr....I am quite verbose aren't I?....yes....(whoever I may be)......who do you believe me to be my friend?....I am Juan Valdez.....HA RIGHT!.........thank you for the welcome.......

Oso y Pajaro.....thank you......I suppose it is "official" and all now....but......but it was with a euphoric sense of melancholy...that I did finally register....I enjoyed the old way......thought this dosent make much of a difference.......well.....ever onward I dare say....and I do dare say.......thank you again my dear...

Variol Son....it is a distinct pleasure sir.......yes I know much of you.....and I enjoy the insight you bring to the watch......it is much appreciated........thank you friend........rest assured.....with me here.....you need fear no one...or thing......

Darth Revan....of hearth.....and chalant.......ha..yes! chalant....indeed.....I never minded you either my friend......plow on....i say...PLOW ON!!!...ha....very good.....

Lord Mhoram.....old bean.....it is rather nice eh?.......thank you..sir....I will strive to my uttmost..to honor your greeting.....

Oh irrepressible...Dan of Leon........I do so like you...HA!....what delight!.....word on the street is that I'm becoming known as "the coffee man"........whether accurate or not I'll leave it up to you.....but either way....it does make a good cover ay?.......i think so........next time im in his area....ill be sure to bring some beans...of the coffular variety...to be sure....yes!....quite....quite! sure.....thank you Dan.....

Thanks to you all for this warm welcome......

HOWEVER.....triumph is seen...not only as surrender to the self....but the age old tradition of tradition....ha...it is important to note however the altruism.....is infact...a strange..and boggleing....boogleing I say......word.....that none shall bally with nary a who...is forfeit...to the act of heresy.....however...penance is possible...in a merciful court.......sadly....untruth....is not tolerated....in this realm....

and oh....how fleeting are these dreams of man....of the future....intangible in their beauty....never to be touched..by these hands.......weighted with the chance of reality....of doubt...of belief..in the impossible.....I say fie!...FIE! on this receptacle of concentraton....intangibility is nto a concept to which we pay homage...respect......nay...we revolt....striving ever onward..toward that which was previously thought impossible......though catipillars know nothing of worth....they are often seen as a source of rich protein in some lands.......not however...emphasis on not....in this one.....i like not the squish....and wriggle....of mine sustenance.....it is displeasing to my palate......it is however a well known fact that those with large...bulbous....hair....would do well to investigate the asthetic pleasures of painting.....for they will often excel....you could paint...perhaps...a nice little fence.....what?...HA!...Right....and perhaps a pony as well.....ah POE KNEE....and illustrious authors joint...not to be confused with a writer who enjoys hallucinogens.......oh so jovial.....

Once tampered with the seal upon an asprin bottle should be view with EXTREME contempt....for it is evidence of tampering..and the possible pollution of the product therein.......heed this warning fellows....are you may just one day awake....with a tummy ache...and you will not....repeat....NOT be aboard the good ship...............ha.....

Ice can at times be painful when applied..sparingly or otherwise...to the front teeth of the mouth....oooo....ahhh....

Tantalizingly difficult is the ascent of Everest from the West or North side.......it is not well advised to attempt said feat..on an empty stomach.....or sandals of any variety.....

Black holes......real?......nah!!!!.....or maybe

tempo my boy...tempo...AHHH...there you've gone and wrecked the bus....ahem...step one...page one....Sonata 7...and ....begin....

Very well say I to thee....the thanks are most graciously recieved......may the day be well......

"With distant eyes....he gazes into the face of the moon.....recalling the curve of her cheek....the warmth of the touch.....and the voyage under the stars continues....tears kissed by moonlight mix with the gentle waters below......"

- Juan emiliano chapulin colorado perhuista de huista bilbao con arroz de pollo mas atlan mendez de la rosa chavez jaime mendoza purhuto mas de gargaliar Valez

Post by **Eugen Razvan** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 8:22 am

new here I am and happyness to meet someone who has been here too! welcome my friend

Post by **Revan** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 11:52 am

Juan emiliano chapulin colorado perhuista de huista bilbao con arroz de pollo mas atlan mendez de la rosa chavez jaime mendoza purhuto mas de gargaliar Valez

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Sat Mar 27, 2004 12:38 am

Sheesh, Juan's gone for months at a time, and now we can't shut him up! Will you just look at that last post?!

Post by **Juan Valdez** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 2:19 pm

hmph...it wasnt really all that epic....ill see to it that the next is more deserving of that particular title.....

Have your self....a merry little...day there....Fist..good to hear from you.....

Juan.............................Valdez (not to be confused with the Exxon incident)

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 2:22 pm

Hail Juan! I just spoke with Runonsentenceman, and he said you can have all of his punctuations if you need them. He has a butt-load of .........'s; Id take them if I were you.

Post by **___** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 2:28 pm

yesitstruetakeallyouneedjuanihavenouseforanyofit

Post by **Juan Valdez** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 1:37 am

...HA!.....thank you Dan.....I will have to contact Mr..ROSM....and discuss further how I may obtain more of these................'s.....you speak of.........they are....after all the very lifeblood of my script......

Well to do.......now is that a hole that must be dug?........or an upperclass individual........you...decide....

"....................."

My muse has apparently left the building at the moment.....damn..... ill be sure to post somthing of worth......next time......if something of beauty comes to me.......

Juan que gente es esta Valdez

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 2:57 am

*bows* .. welcome back Juan!! it is good to see a ... Watch sibling return!

Why have you sat silent in the shadows for so very long??

Post by **Juan Valdez** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 4:02 am

Your greeting m'lady humbles me.......no small feat....to be sure......thank you......

My place is in the shadow.....I watch..and guard this place from heathenous bastrels of yore...or york....but seldom shire....and never terrier.......I was reluctant to register...simply because...it didnt feel right.....and now.....due to certain factors.....it was made impossible to uphold my self imposed obligation here......and so..i undertook the only rational course of action....and registered......

I am here.....and remain......your guardian in the shadow........

Be well Lord Sky.....

Juan de todo los nombres en pasado Valdez

Post by **Loredoctor** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 4:04 am

Good to know you are registered, JV. We need a guardian of your type.

Post by **Juan Valdez** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 4:13 am

....thank you my friend.....its different but it ......will suffice....as others say......

thank you again Ur-Vile I hope all goes well with you..........

Juan Valdez

Post by **Loredoctor** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 4:18 am

Same with you, JV!

Post by **Lord Mhoram** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 11:34 pm

How, pray tell, do you protect the Watch? I doubt you not, good sir Valdez! but am just curious!

Post by **Juan Valdez** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:52 am

Very carefully m'lord.....very...carefully......

......

hello again.....mhoram.....i hope thisday finds you well......

to be sure...the apostrophe.....blatant ballyhoo......propaganda for the masses I say.........but it is of course only me saying it.....so how much weight should we really ascribe to this particular statement....you may ask.....nil....i assure you.....

The Da Vinci Code........EXCELLENT read my friends...i encourage you all to pic it up....quite an adventure......the history is at times enlightening........and the symbology an codes are fantastic.....

that said...carry on.....wayward son or not....please do so

Good Even all

from your ole sot

Juan Valdez

Post by **Juan Valdez** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 12:23 am

.the...word....beautiful....is such a precious word......hmm....just a contemplation......my beautiful one......

....hoover....not to be confused with vaccum....HOWEVER!...nay...

.....the end.....

- Juan Valdez....

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

Juan Valdez