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Unruly Musings on Unbelief and Solipsism
A Blind Man, a Leper, and a Madwoman
The Curative Tears of Laughter

Seasons of Rape
Arrogance, Refusal, and Stars
You're Welcome, May I Rest Now?
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LFB - A funny thing happened to me on the way back from the Leprosarium
TIW - Scent of a loonie woman
TPTP - Die Hard, Laugh Harder

TWL - Mork and Mindy's Bogus Adventure
TOT - FFS give your ring to someone else
WGW - Die Hard II, oops actually did

ROTE - The (Implausible) Return of the (Dead) Protagonist
FR - Linden Does Dallas (well, here's hoping...)
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khalgregar wrote:TOT - FFS give your ring to someone else
:LOLS:
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Usivius wrote:4. "...They Pull Me Back In."
:LOLS: :haha: :Hail:

And is that a casting suggestion? :lol:
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LFB = I have to pay my phone bill
TIW = Who the hell's that blind dude?
TPTP = Send me back you asswipe!!!

TWL= What the hell are you doing here?
TOT= Not a damn branch
WGW = Blast me you asswipe!!!
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khalgregar wrote: TOT - FFS give your ring to someone else
BWAH! :biggrin: My sentiments exactly.
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What if we named them in the style of Lifetime Television for Women....

Leper to Rapist, The Thomas Covenant Story
Decisions and Consequences, The Story of Elena
My Sacrifice, The Hile Troy Story

Dirty Little Secrets, The Linden Avery Story
A Taste for Blood, The Story of Gibbon Raver
Into the White Light, The Redemption of Thomas Covenant

Stolen Son, The Kidnapping of Jeremiah Avery...

Cameraman Jenn
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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burgs wrote:Unruly Musings on Unbelief and Solipsism
A Blind Man, a Leper, and a Madwoman
The Curative Tears of Laughter

Seasons of Rape
Arrogance, Refusal, and Stars
You're Welcome, May I Rest Now?
A couple of good ones there, burgs!
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OMGalmighty, it's Cameraman Jenn!!! *dances*
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Yep it's me, Jwaneeta darling! I finally got my tail end on KW. I have to say that it killed me not to post my "Lifetime" title for Fatal Revenant but I don't want to get in trouble with the Creator....sigh.

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You can always "spoil" it. Few of us would be upset - that is unless you've read a draft of said book, which would be highly doubtful.
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burgs wrote:that is unless you've read a draft of said book, which would be highly doubtful.
To "put this to bed":

Three SRD "readers", all three on KW, that being:
Romeo
Cameraman Jenn
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LFB- I should've used UPS!
TIW- The perils of incest A.K.A. I didn't know the land was in west virginia!
TPTP- Saltheart's top tip for quick sunless tanning.

TWL- Bloody Hell! did you see the size of that mosquito!
TOT- I'll show you a giant worm... hehehe
WGW- Ok... so i'm in limbo... well at least i won't have to put up with her anymore...

ROTE- What!?!?!? she's back!? BLOODY HELL AND DAMNATION!!
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burgs wrote:You can always "spoil" it. Few of us would be upset - that is unless you've read a draft of said book, which would be highly doubtful.
The beauty of it is, that's a real danger with Camerman Jenn. !!!! We must go forward with caution.

CJ, I owe you an email. I'm very behind my project because my job gave me a few extra days off, and that made for a sloth party. What can I say. :oops:
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ps.
just kidding, i'm a fan of linden, just going for the humor :roll:
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Seareach wrote:
burgs wrote:that is unless you've read a draft of said book, which would be highly doubtful.
To "put this to bed":

Three SRD "readers", all three on KW, that being:
Romeo
Cameraman Jenn
Seareach
No one's going to spill. There's love there. :) Tru love.
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I had no idea.

My jealousy is immeasurable.
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burgs wrote:I had no idea.

My jealousy is immeasurable.
So is mine. I saw the very manuscript, dude.

I mean, on a table. A big fat pile of unpublished paper. And I didn't ask a single question. Lord, what a trial by fire. !!! aughMARTYRDOM

Camerman Jenn is a very professional reader, btw. It never came to blows. :D
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That's it.

Just kill me.

I've been a "reader" for other writers, and I couldn't have cared less for their nonsense -- for the most part. This really rots.

(I know I'm demonstrating all of my skill here.)
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burgs wrote:That's it.

Just kill me.

I've been a "reader" for other writers, and I couldn't have cared less for their nonsense -- for the most part. This really rots.

(I know I'm demonstrating all of my skill here.)
This is the lash of the Business. One must accept it with Caer-Caveral grace and drive on, you know?

So near and yet so bloody far. It's tormenting. Chin up, I'm in the same boat. *writhes*
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