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Yeah, I remember liking that song. I did buy the Infatuation Junkie one, and there were a couple of pretty good songs, but you're right, she has yet to equal Jagged Little Pill. Probably never will.

I giggle incessantly when I hear crap like "Your Body is a Wonderland". Shut up already, put on some REO Speedwagon, give her some cheap beer and try to snake a finger.

No one's buying the sensitive guy routine.

Cail wrote:I giggle incessantly when I hear crap like "Your Body is a Wonderland". Shut up already, put on some REO Speedwagon, give her some cheap beer and try to snake a finger.

No one's buying the sensitive guy routine.

Cail wrote:I giggle incessantly when I hear crap like "Your Body is a Wonderland". Shut up already, put on some REO Speedwagon, give her some cheap beer and try to snake a finger.

No one's buying the sensitive guy routine.

'Your Rectum Is a Wonderland', get up and sing that on karoke night.

Julie likes to sing "Papa don't Preach" at karaoke but she changes I'm keeping my baby to I'm killing my baby. Sick and wrong I know....oh well.

Whenever I hear Losing My Religion on the radio, in my mind I change the lyrics to Losing My Spaghetti. Try it sometime. It makes the song a helluva lot more palatable.

In Scandal's "The Warrior" when she reaches the line, "Your eyes touch me physically" the girls and I always open our eyelids as wide as possible with our fingers and yell "NOINK!"

Five For Fighting's "Superman". The song is fine, but when we were learning it for a gig, the lead guitarist kept singing "men weren't meant to ride with Klaus between their knees"....I just can't listen to that line without cracking up.

dANdeLION wrote:Five For Fighting's "Superman". The song is fine, but when we were learning it for a gig, the lead guitarist kept singing "men weren't meant to ride with Klaus between their knees"....I just can't listen to that line without cracking up.

Oh, man, that band's song are ripe for making fun of. I think I've only heard two of them, but I laugh evertime. Especially the one that was in a bunch of commercials a year or so ago.

My Lumps - Black Eyed Peas.

There are a LOT of songs that I twist the lyrics around.
("I-I-I have become, Incredibly Dumb";
"If you're loosing your hair, don't you dispair - Rogaine";
"I'd like to get a little mud on my turtle")

Oh, I could go on and on.
That's my way of making fun of songs, good or bad.

Cail just mentioned Fantasy by Aldo Nova in "What are you listening too." My GODS the hours of fun we had butchering that song!!!

I beleive the Temple of the Dog lyrics are, "From the MOUTHS of decadance"

Little Star by Madonna, it's on the Ray of Light album..it's supposed to be thismantra to her first kid, it sounds like hell, and keeps repeating, "Never forget who you are, litle star."

Good advise mom, 'cause you've been like a ROCK never changing your image, or ideals, or message.

As if she spends any more than ten minutes per week with her children.

Sorry to double post; but I'm going to have to add pretty much any song by AC/DC...I know there are lots of AC/DC fans out there, hell I had a few albums myself; but you've got to wonder how much effort really goes into one of there songs eh?

They're about the only band who can get away with just writting about about Rockin' Out.

I can just picture them sitting around writting a new song.
"Hey fellas, I've just worked out a new riff"**plays a standard guitar riff** "Do you think it needs anything?"

"Nope. Sounds great, we're going to get you to play it alone for about 4 bars, and then the rest of the band will kick in for 4 bars, and then the singinga with come after than; do you have an idea for lyrics or a song title?"

"I wanted to call it, 'I'm gunna Rock out Tonight'"

"Ohhhh, I like it, the chorus could go like this:
I'm gunna rock out tonight.
I'm gunna rock out tonight
I'm gunna rock out tonight (Yeah)
I'm gunna Rock...OUT...TO...NIGHT"

drew wrote:Sorry to double post; but I'm going to have to add pretty much any song by AC/DC...I know there are lots of AC/DC fans out there, hell I had a few albums myself; but you've got to wonder how much effort really goes into one of there songs eh?

They're about the only band who can get away with just writting about about Rockin' Out.

I can just picture them sitting around writting a new song.
"Hey fellas, I've just worked out a new riff"**plays a standard guitar riff** "Do you think it needs anything?"

"Nope. Sounds great, we're going to get you to play it alone for about 4 bars, and then the rest of the band will kick in for 4 bars, and then the singinga with come after than; do you have an idea for lyrics or a song title?"

"I wanted to call it, 'I'm gunna Rock out Tonight'"

"Ohhhh, I like it, the chorus could go like this:
I'm gunna rock out tonight.
I'm gunna rock out tonight
I'm gunna rock out tonight (Yeah)
I'm gunna Rock...OUT...TO...NIGHT"

It's a fair comment. I started making a compilation CD of rocks songs that are actually about rock, and I soon realised I could just use the whole AC/DC back catalogue. I've limited myself to one AC/DC song on the compilation.

Here's another one I love to make fun of, and I can't believe I didn't post it already:

Evvvvv-eeerrrrrr-EEEEEE Thing is gonna beeee alllll-righhhtt
Wock-a-bye! WOCKABYE!

Funny, I was just having that exact same conversation about AC/DC today.

"Had a Bad Day" is ungodly bad, and so, so easy to make fun of.

What about that Fergie song?

"How come every time you come around, my London London Bridge wants to go down like London london london?"

Could someone explain these lyrics to me?

The house I live in, I farted
The car I'm driving, I farted
The clothes I'm wearing, I farted
I depend on beans

For years this is what played in my head every time I came to a stop sign: