BEER

Post by **Biff** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 9:53 am

>> > > BEER
>> > >
>> > > Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and
>> >unsuspecting
>> > > pub regulars to be alert & stay cautious when offered a drink
>> > > from
>>any
>> > > woman. A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by
>> > > many females to target unsuspecting men.
>> > >
>> > > The drug is generally found in liquid form & is now available
>> > > almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in
>> > > large kegs.
>>"Beer"
>> > > is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to
>> > > persuade
>>their
>> > > male victims to go home and have sex with them.Typically, a woman
>>needs
>> > > only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then
>>simply
>> > > ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered
>> > > helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will
>> > > often succumb
>>to
>> > > desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom
>> > > they would never normally be attracted.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > After drinking "beer"men often awaken with only hazy memories of
>>exactly
>> > > what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague
>>feeling
>> > > that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men

>> > > are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known

>> > > as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme
>> > > cases,the female
>>may
>> > > even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a
>> > > longer
>>term
>> > > form of servitude & punishment referred to as "marriage."
>> > > Apparently,
>> >men
>> > > are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is
>> > > administered
>>and
>> > > sex is offered by the predatory female.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if
>> > > you
>>fall
>> > > victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women
>> > > administering
>> >it,
>> > > there are male support groups with venues in every town where you

>> > > can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and

>> > > frank
>> >manner
>> > > with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group
>>nearest
>> > > you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 11:46 am

LOL *coughs & splutters onto the keyboard*

Post by **Biff** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 3:07 pm

hehehehehe...

Post by **Damelon** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 8:19 pm

Post by **variol son** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 11:52 pm

& that, biff, is pure class.

LOL

sum sui generis

Post by **Biff** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 2:05 pm

As you can tell that was an email that has made its way around the world via the forward button. I enjoyed it, thought you might too.

Post by **Biff** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 2:52 am

Too good! Check this:

www.sydes.net/jokes/flash/beer.swf

Post by **CovenantJr** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 10:06 am

LOL, hahaha! And the singing! lol

Post by **CovenantJr** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 10:06 am

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 5:45 pm

pfffftt!!! *spurts beer all over keyboard* rofl LOL!!! hilarious!!!

lol ..

After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

or football club .. or down the local pub ..

omg!!! Brittany Spears!! it just opened!! LOL ..

well dont say you havent been warned

haha .. it pays not to drink

Post by **Biff** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 4:08 am

You could look at that in reverse... The old hag is what Brit will look like in 30 years.

Post by **danlo** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 6:16 am

It reminds me of the saying we have here in Albuquerque, "After 1am even the waitresses at the Yucca Lounge start to look good!"

Post by **Biff** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 7:43 am

I did a little bar keeping in college...

It is amazing, peeps leaves the bar with peeps you would never expect them to.

Me and the wait staff would take bets on who the reg's would leave with... It was rather amusing.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 12:26 am

danlo wrote:It reminds me of the saying we have here in Albuquerque, "After 1am even the waitresses at the Yucca Lounge start to look good!"

LOL ..

Post by **Landwaster** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 1:54 pm

have brewed my own for a time, some nice, some not, beer is good.

"Beer beer smurfing beer, you don't get drunk and it isn't dear"
(yes I used to have the Smurf Album)

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 8:01 pm

*shakes head* LOL

Post by **Landwaster** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 8:24 pm

"You gotta drink the froth to get the beer" - Slim Dusty RIP

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 7:22 pm

... i was gonna make a comment about a good head of beer .. but no matter how it came out it just sounded .. wrong

Post by **TRC** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 11:20 pm

I used to prefer the "Reds" and Ambers oveer the Dark beers, but as the years go by my taste has seemed to not find enough Body in anything but dark. Even back in high school when I first started drinking I didn't like Regular beer, But fortunately some Americans have seen through the Budweiser hype and now I can readily get Killians Red or Michelob Amber Bock on tap at most any real bar here. Some day I hope to make a trip to Germany or Ireland and do some real Pub Hopping.

Mmmmm... I Love Beer !!!!!
Check My Inventory and notice I always come prepared with a twelve pack of diamonddraught The Lands answer to Beer.

By the way speaking of pubs where is the Waymeet ?????

Post by **Zarathustra** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:30 pm

Yes, I'm reviving this old thread.

Beer is a passion of mine. I love it. I drink way too much of it. I brew my own, and drink beers from all over the world. I have many home brewing sites and beer rating sites saved as favorites in my browser, sites I go to every single day to check the latest news (yes, there is beer news), techniques, and recipes.

So I've got to respond to whoever here said that Americans don't know about beer. This is a misconception that is based on thirty-year-old information. Since the 70s, the American home brewing movement spawned the microbrew movement (which is now called "craft brew" because the micros aren't so small anymore). There are now 100's of small breweries making beers in styles that have never been brewed before. They are reviving styles that are 1000s of years old (as with Dog Fish Head's Midas Touch), and tweaking traditional styles into much bigger, stronger, hoppier versions than anyone ever imagined.

America right now is on the forefront, the cutting edge of the brewing world. Even thre great brewing nations like Belgium and Germany are taking notice, trying their hand at our styles. At the heart of American experimentation are the home brewers, 100s of 1000s of people like me experimenting one batch at a time, sharing their experience in everything from growing their own hops to culturing their own yeast.

For example, one of the trends over the past 5 years or so has been the development of bigger, stronger IPAs (India Pale Ales) into what is known as Imperial or Double IPAs. These monsters clock in at around 9%-12% alcohol, often have IBUs (international bitterness units) of over 100, and are a shock to someone who is not a hophead. They are extremely complex and flavorful--and expensive. A 22oz bomber can run $6.

So as a homebrewer, I take offense at the ignorance which causes this myth to be perpetuated. Those who really know what they're talking about when it comes to beer know that American craft brew and home brew is respected all over the world. Sure, BMC (Bud, Miller, Coors) rule the masses in America, but this is true everywhere. Thin, fizzy, yellow, psuedo-pilsners dominate the world market in most countries. The masses are forgetting what good beer is, not the brewers.

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