Kevin's Watch

Hell, try being married to a woman that was only nice one month out of the last 7 years!

Phantasm.....If she reads this you are probably not having sex again this year.....

Phantasm wrote:Epilate ladies

Get pregnant - no periods for ages

Said as one who has never experienced either sensation.

Warmark wrote:

Balon wrote:Hairy pits and legs have never bothered me.

But as for the shaving, mabye I've been really lucky, but I've only cut myself twice. Then again, I've only shaved mabye a dozen times.

Aye, you can tell how often you shave from the pics in the album.

I need to get burlyer for the new one! Got to have a beard to counter-toughen the clarinet!

Heh, if I ever have sex with her again it'll be too soon.


[For those just joining us, Cail's been separated from Mrs. Cail for 5 months, and wouldn't go back with her for all the money in the world and unsupervised naked time with all the women on the Watch.]

[To clarify, Cail is interested in unsupervised naked time with the females of the Watch, just as long as he doesn't have to get back together with Mrs. Cail.]

I just went back and edited, I meant that comment to Phantasm....

Fair enough, but the naked time thing stands.

Cameraman Jenn wrote:Did we mention bikini waxing? Is shaving your face so much more difficult than having your hair yanked out by the roots?

Or Brazilians?? I'd really like to see any man handle that without a good cry. C'mon.... they're not that bad....

Pansies.

Yeah! What Wadd's said about the brazillian.....


Cail....about this naked time.....oh wait, can't make it to Elohimfest....sorry.

Peven wrote:

Lucimay wrote:

Phantasm wrote:Women complain about having periods once a month, but having to shave every day is much more of a pain IMHO.

did he really say that?





he did didn't he!

and he's MARRIED WITH CHILDREN too!!

betcha he doesn't say it to HER!!!! heh!

i'll tell you what is more of a pain than shaving every day, having to live in the same house with someone who has their period 7 days out of every month!

Amen to that brother.

it IS at least a more realistic statement than daily shaving is worse than monthly periods!!

Of course, some women could do with a daily shave as well as their monthly period.

(and I'm not talking legs andarmpits )

Phantasm wrote:Of course, some women could do with a daily shave as well as their monthly period.

(and I'm not talking legs andarmpits )

i'm convinced yer just lookin for a good whuppin there, ya randy SCOT!!

Lucimay wrote:

Phantasm wrote:Of course, some women could do with a daily shave as well as their monthly period.

(and I'm not talking legs andarmpits )

i'm convinced yer just lookin for a good whuppin there, ya randy SCOT!!

I'm talking moustaches here, get your mind out of the gutter girl

Well, there are some men out there who could do with a little lawn care themselves.....

OK, OK...

But seriously, can I pawn anything to do with male shaving off on Paul?

Or is the idea of having one sensory seeking male teaching one sensory avoidant male about daily shaving (if/when Beorn decides he wants to shave) too horrofying to even consider?

The one really important thing to remember is to shave with the grain of your beard. After that, don't press to hard, it might take a couple of passes, but that's how it works. Otherwise your asking to get cut.

Aftershave and shacing cream is optional depending on the person. I've never used either, and never had any problems, but my brother uses shaving cream. Without it, he bleeds like a stuck pig.

That help?

Interesting...

When I did shave my legs and elsewhere (sorry all) it was always in the opposite direction of the way the hair grew. So he would shave down from the nose?

Yeah, otherwise you'll get a bunch of painfull ingrown hairs. At least I did, and it SUCKED.

Anything else?

Not yet.

It's really just a touch more than peach fuzz, and I know Beorn will not want to even consider putting a blade to his face for a long time (please G-d!!). But, I hope I can ask again if/when I need to do so.