Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 12:49 am**

Gil, darling, have you dropped that scarlet NZ hussie so our wedding can be back on yet?

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 6:36 am**

Yeah, we're great aren't we?

--A

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 1:25 pm**

Remember, you all may *heart* the Watch, but you shouldn't expect the Watch to *heart* you back.

After all, the Watch is still recovering from multiple divorces and ugly breakups and has become quite disjointed emotionally. The Watch has become a shallow shell of its former self and one dark night a week ago over a beer the Watch vowed never to *heart* again (although we should point out that the Watch was quite loaded at that point). There are also multiple restraining orders against the Watch and criminal law suits against the Watch in multiple states across the US as the Watch's downhill spiral into madness and despair reduced the Watch to nothingness.

The Watch is currently scheduled to appear on the morning and afternoon talk show circuit, such as Oprah and Live with Regis and Kelly, in order to promote it's new book, "How I Would Give Up The Whole World To Shed A Single Tear: A Story of *Heart* From An Internet Message Board"

Also, you would probably be pretty scared if a bunch of inanimate computer code on the internet in the form of a message board was even capable of *heart*ing you back. I mean, that would be kind of creepy.-jay

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 4:48 pm**

Post of the week, Jay!

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 5:14 pm**

Gosh, Jay... I had no idea.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 5:32 pm**

It's always the quiet ones, Sorus!

Jay, it's gonna be ok.... put down the banstick....

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 8:09 pm**

I'm kinda new here (well, I joined about a year ago, but hadn't done much with it until lately), but I already <3 the sucker. I also <3 the Douglas Adams Continuum as it is an equally good place with equally nice and caring people. Not to mention as criminally insane as you lot.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 11:31 pm**

we're not criminally insane. we're just regularly insane.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 11:33 pm**

Speak for yourself Lucimay....I am criminally insane.....

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 11:35 pm**

Well, at least the Watch hasn't stooped so low yet as to consider appearing on Springer.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 11:39 pm**

OH OH LET'S GO ON SPRINGER! I GET TO BE THE TRAILER TRASH GIRL IN THE TANK TOP AND STRETCH DENIMS WITH MY BELLY FAT HANGING OUT WHO'S GETTING CHEATED ON BY HER MULLET SPORTING BOYFRIEND AND HER OWN MOTHER!!!! Ok, now who want to take one for the team and play my Mom and my mullet sporting boyfriend? .....volunteers? anyone? anyone?

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 11:43 pm**

I'll play your mom, Jenn. Shouldn't Gil be the mullet sporting boyfriend?

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 11:56 pm**

This could be funny.... let's add in the surprise guest of my stepfather whom I am secretly sleeping with, then my mom announces that she was actually unsure of who my father was because she was sleeping with my current stepfather when she got pregnant with me and then have a paternity test which shows he is my real father. Then my mom announces that she is leaving my stepfather for my boyfriend and my boyfriend is leaving me for her and my boyfriend says, well not exactly because he decided to run off with my sister instead!

And Menolly, you can totally play my Mom, but you do realize that would mean you have to swear at me and say mean things and stuff....

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 12:01 am**

Cameraman Jenn wrote:This could be funny.... let's add in the surprise guest of my stepfather whom I am secretly sleeping with, then my mom announces that she was actually unsure of who my father was because she was sleeping with my current stepfather when she got pregnant with me and then have a paternity test which shows he is my real father. Then my mom announces that she is leaving my stepfather for my boyfriend and my boyfriend is leaving me for her and my boyfriend says, well not exactly because he decided to run off with my sister instead!

Hang on, I've already seen this episode!

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 12:02 am**

They already DID that one?!!!????

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 12:24 am**

Cameraman Jenn wrote:And Menolly, you can totally play my Mom,

Yeah...I figure the age difference is about right for Springer...

Cameraman Jenn wrote:but you do realize that would mean you have to swear at me and say mean things and stuff....

Ah man, a thespian I am not. Do I hafta? It's not my nature to be that way...

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 12:32 am**

Now if we got Lucimay to play my mom....and she would have had to have me at like 12 so that's totally Springer too!

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 1:03 am**

and i can swear a blue streak and am mean as a snake!!

(plus, i've got the accent for it!!)

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 1:58 am**

Well, then can I be the younger, nicer aunt who drew the Springer folks attention to y'all's disfunctionabilty?

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 2:51 am**

oh heck yeah!

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