Kevin's Watch

I like MSN's list better they have Selma Haylek #1 and Monica Bellucci #4. Gwen Stefani beats Christina anyday...who the hell is Fergie and please don't cuss James, you don't usually .

Speaking of hot chicks, after my wife looked at my MySpace profile today I was greeted with "and just who or what is this Fantasy Bedtime Hour on your friends list ?"

1. Lindsay Lohan
Tabloid bloodsuckers have been feasting on this Long Island native for three years running, but that’s only because this unbelievably beautiful, untamable Golden Age throwback with a nonstop social calendar and acclaimed acting chops is Ann-Margret, Meryl Streep, and Sophia Loren rolled into one.

I thought it was because of her personal problems....I've yet to see her act, but I somehow doubt she's as good as Maxim thinks she is.

Lindsey has a role in the recent film "Bobby" which is about the assassination of Robert Kennedy. She actually does a decent job in that movie. The only other Lindsey movie that I've ever seen was "Mean Girls" and that movie just can't be taken seriously.

1. Lindsay Lohan
Tabloid bloodsuckers have been feasting on this Long Island native for three years running, but that’s only because this unbelievably beautiful, untamable Golden Age throwback with a nonstop social calendar and acclaimed acting chops is Ann-Margret, Meryl Streep, and Sophia Loren rolled into one.

And another thing: If this is true, the makers of Grumpy Old Men could have saved money by hiring Lindsay to play Ann's and Sophia's parts!

dlbpharmd wrote:Lindsey has a role in the recent film "Bobby" which is about the assassination of Robert Kennedy. She actually does a decent job in that movie. The only other Lindsey movie that I've ever seen was "Mean Girls" and that movie just can't be taken seriously.

She was also in the most recent remake of "The Parent Trap". I was kinda shocked to realize she's old enough now to be a bombshell. I thought all the focus on her personal life was, like, "child star goes off the deep end" stuff. Like the Olson twins.

I've rented "Bobby" but haven't watched it yet. Gonna get to it this weekend.

Given her age wouldn't the movie, then, need to be named Grumpy Old Perverts?

Or Happy Old Men.

Or Happy Old Perverts.

High Lord Tolkien wrote:

Cameraman Jenn wrote:My criticism stemmed from my opinion that there are hotter women out there than the ones on the list, not that those women aren't hot at all, just there are better choices imho.

Jenn, you came in at 11th.
Not the top ten.
Stop being so angry.
Deal with it.

Pictures please!

CovenantJr wrote:
I was in danger of choking on my tea when I read "Fergie", since in the UK, "Fergie" has a long history of referring to Sarah Ferguson.

Y'know, I'm 'merican, but the first batch of times I heard this Fergie mentioned, I thought the same thing. It confused me for a while until I finally figured out it was another person. I thought she must have had work done or something.

Cagliostro wrote:

High Lord Tolkien wrote:
Cameraman Jenn wrote:
My criticism stemmed from my opinion that there are hotter women out there than the ones on the list, not that those women aren't hot at all, just there are better choices imho.


Jenn, you came in at 11th.
Not the top ten.
Stop being so angry.
Deal with it.



Pictures please!

I already got in trouble for posting risque pictures of myself on the watch...you can probably find them in one of the locked threads...

Spoiler

kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/viewtopic ... &start=100

Cameraman Jenn wrote:Cagliostro wrote:

High Lord Tolkien wrote:
Cameraman Jenn wrote:
My criticism stemmed from my opinion that there are hotter women out there than the ones on the list, not that those women aren't hot at all, just there are better choices imho.


Jenn, you came in at 11th.
Not the top ten.
Stop being so angry.
Deal with it.



Pictures please!

I already got in trouble for posting risque pictures of myself on the watch...you can probably find them in one of the locked threads...

Spoiler

kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/viewtopic ... &start=100

Oh geez - I can't believe I missed out on all that.

I found out who Fergie is-apparently she started with The Black Eyed Peas but y'all already new that...I guess

Cagliostro wrote:

CovenantJr wrote:
I was in danger of choking on my tea when I read "Fergie", since in the UK, "Fergie" has a long history of referring to Sarah Ferguson.

Y'know, I'm 'merican, but the first batch of times I heard this Fergie mentioned, I thought the same thing. It confused me for a while until I finally figured out it was another person. I thought she must have had work done or something.

Right up until now it never even occurred to me that she might be a different person.

Yeesh.

Edit: which is to say: not Sarah Ferguson. Heh.

Sarah Ferguson will always be the one and only "Fergie" to me. She's about the only royal I can actually say I'm a fan of, probably because she used to be "one of us."

CovenantJr wrote:I was in danger of choking on my tea when I read "Fergie", since in the UK, "Fergie" has a long history of referring to Sarah Ferguson.

Glad I wasn't the only one! I have real diffculty with Fergie, because whenever she's mentioned in the context of her being "hawt" I assume they are talking about the Duchess of York and whenever she's mentioned in a musical context I assume they are talking about the Irish Hard House DJ. Meh.

Eva Longoria's very pretty but I've gone off her a bit since she started doing those ads for hair dye. Are we supposed to believe that once a week Eva doubles over the wash basin at home and does her roots with L'Oreal's finest?

That and she's engaged to the french bastard, Tony Parker--I hate the Spurs!!!!!!

So you two are saying you wouldn't hit that?



I'm not sure I can agree with you on this matter.