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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:50 pm
by sgt.null
the empty field
remember sunshining blue
fall grass whistling
running low - head bent low
remember him laughing
dancing circles low
angels and angles
somewhere still run

Protect Your Future

1) Budget : Vapor-lock, iconic status deconstruction. Manic attention to mechanics.
2) Retirement : Bitter roots. Impracticable rain shelter. Colossal bonfire, white-hot light.
3) Reserves : Confiscation below radar. Devastating beauty. Fusing elements, burning.
4) Insurance : Deep down crazy. Miserable and stressed. Destroying verticle time. Clamorous mist.
5) Disability : Futile darkness. Random and distant haze. Hardcore bolierplate blues. Tension wire.
6) Legacy : Backblast crunch. The air screaming. Jagged lines intersect. Hollow abandon.
7) Coverage : Massive collective. Lamentation process. Punch-drunk dimensions. Eradication.

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:09 pm
by sgt.null
Winter's Storms

Rumford, N.H.

Old Man Winter : Malcolm Winters (dec 15th, '32) & Constance Winters (jan 10th, '33) married 1955.

{1st son} Morgan Winters (dec 9th, '57) Rumford Press managing editor.
1st wife: Marylin (b. 57 / m. 78-91)
2nd wife: Carol Anne (m. 92 / d. 92)
3rd wife: Courtney Lee (m. 95)

Morgan has two children w/ Marylin.
1st: Aaron [b. 78]
2nd : Michelle (b. 80)

{2nd son} Stephen Winters (b. 63)

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:17 pm
by sgt.null
CAMP

Color - Eye Appeal - Fiscal Constraints - Flavor - Nutritional Needs - Likes & Dislikes - Product AVailability - Temperature - Texture - Variety

Insect & Rodents : Water - Food - Shelter - Mate

PPE Available : Dust Mask - Goggles - Hot Pads & Mitts - Red Butcher Aprons - Rubber Boots - Rubber Gloves - Slash Resistant Gloves - Thermal Clothing - Utility Aprons

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Woolgathering

Earthquakes - Volcanoes - Tornadoes - Wildfires - Hurricanes - Blizzards - Flooding

1) It won't happen.
2) If it does happen; It won't happen to me.
3) If it does happen to me; it won't be that bad.
4) If it happens to me and it is bad; there's nothing I can do to stop it anyway.

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:30 pm
by sgt.null
Liar

Magnetic Resonance Imaging : Anterior (Front) Cingulate, Right Orbital / Interior Frontal & Right Middle Frontal. 90% - 93%

Electroencephalogram : Event Related Potentials. 86%

Eyescans: Periorbital Thermography. 84%

Micro-Expressions: Facial Action Coding System. 76%

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Soaps & Chemicals

Auto-Wash : soap for washing automobiles & automobile equipment.
Bippy: chlorinated abrasive-type scouring compound.
CLDWC: chlorinated dishwashing compound.
De Jest: medium sudsing biodegradable laundry detergent.
DLB: dry laundry bleach.
Double D : hospital strength disinfectant cleaner.
E-Z Off : cleaner for irons or pressing surfaces.
Floor Sealer : water emulsion type floor sealer.
Genteel: dishwashing liquid for handwashing.
Grit: milled bar soap containing pumice.
Hi-Lite: low sudsing liquid deteregent cleaner.
Milkstone Remover: calcite deposit remover.
Milled Toilet Soap : bar soap for handwashing sinks.
Pol-Tex : floor polish.
Pyratex: laundry spot remover.
Sour: alkalnity reducer for laundry.
Starch : laundry starch.
Strretpro : laundry spot remover.
Waterless Hand Cleaner : waterless hand cleaner.[/u]

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:02 pm
by sgt.null
Cannery In A Coal Mine

1st char on top line of code
A- Jan B- Feb C- Mar D- Apr E- May F- Jun G- Jul H- Aug I- Sep J- Oct K- Nov L- Dec

2nd & 3rd char on top line of code
date product was canned.

4th char on top line of code
A- Beans B- Greens D- Hominy E- Carrots G- Hot Peppers H-Squash M- Corn Q- Potatoes T- Sauerkraut V- Tomatoes Y- Beets

5th char on top line of code
year product was canned.

1st char on bottom line of code
1- Whole 2- Cut 3- Diced 4- Sliced 5- Shredded 6- Solid Pack 7- Chopped

2nd char on bottom line of code
A- White B- Yellow F- Spinach I- Mixed J- Green K- Pinto M- Navy O- Western Style S- Sweet W- Acidified

3rd char on bottom line of code
P- Penitentiary

4th char on bottom line of code
identifies the shift when the product was canned.

5th char on bottom line of the code
identifies the closing machine used during canning of the product.

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:13 pm
by sgt.null
How To Complain

1) Have A Goal : Need a fix? Say so! Want an apology? Well you're not getting one from me.

2) Keep It Short.

3) Stick With It : Invest time; it pays dividends. Always ask for supervision.

4) Skip Ultimatums: Or else!

5) Plead Your Case : Please do so. Information please.

6) Be Nice: You are rude and shallow.

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:19 pm
by sgt.null
Julie 7
comes a time
when and then
that we part
but you promise
to meet me
again and then
we won't ever

There Goes Jackson

so you got trouble? world getting hostole?
something to hold, to have, to hear
there goes Jackson (return to me)
-----
so you got whipped? not even a kiss?
something to see, to search, to speak
there goes Jackson (return to me)
-----
so you got down? can't even remember?
something to take, to try, to touch
there goes jackson (return to me)

????????????????????????????????

Times Inbetween

these are my hands
the life i've lived
these are my own
when i was
you showed me
-----
these are my hands
all i've owned
they hold you
holding me
the times inbetween
-----
these are my hands
so they let me be
all i am now
when with you
the love that i hold

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:30 am
by sgt.null
Opine Valley

A good hail impedes across and about. Villa jocks awaken bleary and impend the opine.
We bid adieu; we pare as to never be left alone. The magnetism of his presence assures that you are enjoying the same blessings. This leaves us at present. Your gosling went to bed. My daughter is my neighbor and a blessed girl she is she. You seethe because I pressed on even more to classify and note rapidly. I mustard crushed her to me; a jar there rose from taxation. I now know that I am a financial pet upon the right. She should never be left alone again. You love her so well and I am trying to write to you now. Not being handy they’re more apt to ask it back. Just the same, objected Randolph. As you see my pen also spits. As near as I can make out you trail and refuse to point at beasts. The black night quintupled behind us. The criterion to our right and to our
lysergic stills create my salary. I was never left alone in the evening before. I thought hikers were cut off the same cloth. Both of you are touchy and quick. Reginald began again. I’d just as soon things don’t suit you. She may be up and coming. But she’s got a good heart in her. I have apologized so make up your mind. We left a series of new commands of frightful screams, shrieks, bellowing and comedy. In conclusion I made over twenty volunteer take help from the living and the dead.

She was very brave until tonight, but it was horrible and it made me shudder as much as ever I have seen. One day she told me a lot about how good you were to her. She felt dead when her mother died. She went on about the prayer her mother used to tell her. She slept peacefully for miles that day. I was missing the qualification roars and logical growls. My captain was the night-life of my hometown. I don’t think he said anything gently. She began at once to write letters to her long neglected brother. She broke right down and cried. I am now hardened to fatigue and accustomed to react to long- share hikes. With my new canteens, this jungle world is coming into its own as a political present. Having spent considerable wisdom time in failure hunting; Fred thought the twins would be there. He would not have either of them now. If you had seen her that day you would have forgotten about Fred enthusiastically setting forth the charms of his new country. I have forgotten everything excluding only that she was your girl. She sat down and wrote you in other words exploring huge, carnivorous, nocturnal beasts. The nights of competent debate have made Casper hideous. In the immediate vicinity of ability there is a camp. She wrote a long letter, but when she finished; she didn’t she tear it up, because she needed another excuse to hate herself.

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:41 am
by sgt.null
Alias: the weak, nice power cut of the area, the dream and asphyxiation role. phase toward the exterior, flat line of throttling California, more vouchers of the area. airplane and pure dragon.


The report reminded on, power cut of history, aliment of lost time. differently burdened inside, proportioned of delirium. impulse that is piss. to do pose raised at a point in clubtown. of the injured map, the whistle affects/effects. stash at midnight, the chemical preparations and proportions. water. (the speed, the color, torsion.) the idiotic waits secondly and has nervously laughed stupidly. a to-go plug. enough restriction that security gives dancers the scene. (loud, carries music, heat) high, bad, loud, sober, time. quantity, freshness, robustness. the lucky pain, dance of the atmosphere. entrusts more badly from the old park. maintenance, synch doses, surprise, repetition. cry, huff, music. smoked vap-o-rub. dust, masks, unknown? the dose hears the thought, which germinates oddly. carriers effect/affect. measure the time. alcohol of the step. enough area, measure the time deportment. obvious representation of the dose time. delirium of the exit. of the sun, friends of the journey. costs. the latter aliment of the pain. narcolepsy. Effect/affect. Skin, dose, progressive chemistry. journey of the alcohol, demand it, relax, and hold on to it.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:10 am
by sgt.null
Essentials of A Valid Contract

1) Compentent Parties
a) no minors
b)| no persons of sound mind
c) no alcohol/drugs

2) Mutual Agreement
a) no fraud
b) no misrepresentation
c) no mistakes

3) Lawful Objective
a) non-legal
b) non-moral
c) against public policy

4) Consideration
a) money
b) promise
c) property
d) legal right
e) services
f) forbearance

5) Contract In Writing
a) land sale
b) interest in land
c) offers
d) acceptances
e) binders
f) land contracts
g) deeds
h) escrows
i) option in purchase
j) leases

Receive Offer

1) agree on it
2) reject it
3) counter offer

a) duress
b) menace
c) undue influence

Required Disclosures

1) rollback taxes
2) pipelines
3) lead-based paint
4) water districts
5) annexation

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:20 am
by sgt.null
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:24 am
by sgt.null
Dearest Emily:

At last the sun rose and then my companions seemed to sleep. Boys were at their several homes. That Mr. Drag frightens me though I feign to laugh when riddles are presented. I pretended that I found it very tender. Not a single word did Piggott speak. I wondered whether their fathers were alive. Was there a gentleman there yesterday? Mr. Drag pinched my ear with a ferocious drive. I once abandoned latent hope. I shuddered at that moment with tremendous sensation. I was nearer to him in ecstatic admiration. I leaned over the back of Tang and stood at Mr. Drag’s elbow. That cruel man with the wooden leg aggravated me. They steered forth the rest to work which was only second to life. Copperfield was not a dog although I knew him to have been an incapable brute. Who said I offered myself for a soldier or a sailor? The wooden-legged man turned me about so as to exhibit my placard. There was a delicious meaning the flute, to which Mrs. Ibbotson had yet the full enjoyment of. The old woman of the house hovered while I wrote the letter. When I finished it, she asked me to become contemplative. One day, riddles were loaded into a knapsack and wherever I went afterwards; I had consolation. The same materials were scattered over the desks. Again he made up his mouth to whistle, and again he didn’t whistle, When I seemed to have been dozing a long while, the Master woke me. The boldest boy accepted stops in the middle of his shouts. The yard was before me and I had the hardihood to presume to turn back. He stopped his playing for a moment. I was in the middle state. I should think there never can have been a man who enjoyed his life more than he did. We burned our names in the cracked flagstones near the court.
Give my love to Mother.
Yours affectionately, Henry.

P.S. He says he was ciphering books. I should beg acceptance of a trifle, instead of Copperfield. Show your badge conspicuously, or I’ll report your unaccountable manner. Lastly, he has these peculiarities: and at first sure to do well. Or she will give me the cruelest poke with her foot and which is said was established for twenty-five poor women.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:47 am
by sgt.null
let us now discuss and debate the labyrinthine, in-your-face, inrospective, esoteric, head-bobbing, fist-pumping, booty-shaking, genre-defying melange of Gomer Black's new opus : Copper Rose. born in riffage, living in riffage. like many other of their past albums, this offering suffers from its' own lexicon of ridiculous, impenetrable jargon. no longer immune to this disease,; the band abandons any search for a foolproof cure. no longer can they diagnose specific viruses or prescribe medicine. so behold Copper Rose; a shimmering, hypnotice, melodic dawn. Gomer Black's newest pledge to you, the gentle listener.

1] Deathdealer : pointy, sharp, unpleasant, angular.
2] Aught : really, really angular. almost coruscating.
3] Frequent Diamond Topspin Spintop : listenable, but i didn't like it.
4] Gravity Well : unlistenable, so i stopped lsitening to it.
5] Denial of Cohesion : seminal, so i'll pretend to like it.
6] Advent Arclight : a seminal, coruscating slab of minimalist pop.
7] Jackboot Symphony : a slab of greasy pop.
8] Pack Mule : danceably competant.
9] Grey Skies/Sub-Standard : beatlesque.
10] Copper Rose : radio-friendly.
11] Smoke Before Fire : anthemic, radio friendly.
12] Active Static Statues : jangly, fate intertwines.
13] Murmur : drops like a steamroller.
14] Fence-Line : wheels of steal.
15] Double Negative : lush, yet boring.
16] Jackboot Symphony : pretentious soundscapes.
17] Corrosion : conjures swirling, lush soundscapes of boringness.
18] Dead Weight : cerebral, smarter than you.
19] Conceptions of Conformity : cinematic.
20] Verbal/Non-Verbal : polka, blue grass, funk, death metal.
21] Needles In A Needlestack : not tonight. Huskeresque or Huskerish?

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:36 am
by sgt.null
A Slight Review of a film Destined to Remain Part of our Culture Forever!
Created by Six Von Doom. 12:18 AM

Adam Sandler

He thaws easy, going to tear roofs that sinned in echo ash, then yawned? There is sea fire when Adam Sandler tests Dennis' pun, a teal or inert red. Yawn hexes by Edgar do yet temp Dante, a tint not suggested. Reign Ten Iguana East, from emitting gin regions. A tuba nags leering. Knaves' Bombs nag axes and naggers (equines have no egos, new noises). My name is Tin Sod Genie, I nix no ills, yet air elite tools, like tubas from tender elopement. Yucca is a dire, droll and oft-sneered sin. I rent ethyl yaks. Aunt tooth in ether gears the revered hex law dimly. Tipping sin quite marks sand and secures nix. Hunch Cur Evil, Sandler's new exertion, if irate then anemic. Carts nag the eater and adder genies fog the mooched irate tramps. That Eiffel, noisome sin of tug elopes with the Otto hugger. But tin aunts sin when dogs equate tofu with gin nadir, utter wretches sin with gin in hat. Right, the nil sin reigned in ether, evil flees tin. Yell to owed evil, averred rooster in the fog when pets deceive and setout to censor. Gin warbles stiff dub, so nag Epsom tasks. Ten Iguana stumps with a tin rasp, so nix your nap all you tanners. Ale tan is a Yankee ten cider when erred. Roof sin ether from a tripper who nags and routes irate. New ten night trite ends. He has kale on an allegro, not in Denver fog. "I Led Utter" is a new tomb, or a doll lesson. (Revue thaws Dennis' path out to a gin nun, newer nags for gin kale?) In ash, Sandler digs naked, then knits nooses with a logicians yelp. He mews and tugs fog, claps and grunts math by yawning egos. He aids a tooth deep in the musty yarrow. He emotes, he knocks and naps when an orb. Sassy crabs nag sourly. Thigh high ether. No hem means add tin doors, your gum so blue. 10-06-03

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:54 am
by sgt.null
She Sells Matchsticks on Interstate 45

Adverse Commercial
I am a skeptic. I have depth and long distance. I have a major belief system collection. But I can not believe in Marxism! I can not believe a good program would last minutes. I hate to admit my addictions. I was into hard work that resulted in refusal. But I went to the old man's clinic and could no longer waste any more time.

Electric Shock
I thought Marxism was strong at first, But it exploited the working class. This was a profound proof worth its' weight in fool's gold. But let's not be too dramatic. I have only my extraordianary background and some shocking, awe-inspiring charts that prove my system works fast.

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I am for executibe travel privilege.
I am for a home-away-from-home.
I am for training people on how to wait.
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One Minute
This is not a joke.

Time Issues
I forgot to get started. Now I have only my regrets. I have lost the keys to my belief systems. I no longer have magical, transformative powers. I was once filled with exhiliration and energy. Strength and endurance.

Forgotten Results
Shuffle your gadgets, tools and radios.

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Target the weak. Befriend the faster, more powerful, energetic and magnetic. Attend functions. Endure speeches. Sign it off as flex time. Stop dreaming, it only slows you down.

Twelve Steps
1[ Cheap cranks and gears.
2] Grotesque Feedback.
3] Simultaneous and separate search engines.
4] Quadripeds have more endurance (and four legs).
5] Chronic aches and pains.
6] Automatic sleep patterns.
7] Boundless self-confidence trundled in packets.
8] A few square feet of personal space.
9] Fifteen minutes of fame - a guarantee.
10] Anti-clocking mechanisms.
11] Explosions underground.
12] A tiger.

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(Foreign orders use chromatic scales.)
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:43 pm
by sgt.null
Nadir; or the year we beg.

Ten graves for the entire town.

Enact more nag enigmas for your stew.

A high hiccup law will rot your turrets so you better scatter.

The beggars will yell so mix your meth at zero three.
Toadies carry energy stigmas. Our meth is envied by those with woes.
The ash nags drink tonic and gag. At the Elm Tavern meth is now served.
The meth men mix death. The Tao hunters erred at the bluff in the fog.
I think she left her tuba when she saw his parka.
Next the seer mimes will fly. They tell of myths mixed by a lurid laser.
Sin maims so endure your tea while in the north.
The noose exiles recant sad stories and are gone with an echo run.
She believes that meth will thrill the nuns.
So a few refused the exam; do you think the cabbie will take half?
The six labored and yowled. Will yogi charcoal always be grey?

2:12 - anemic - soda – dada anemic - date - evoke

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:00 pm
by sgt.null
these names I remember...

Williams - Windsor - Dudley - Brown - Garcia
Pierce - Kruppa - Crane - Helton - Barefield
Bautista - Bell - Smoot - Connally - Gaido
Thompson - Thomas - Holt - Opara - Odara
Deriso - Rodgers - Wallace - Bickford - Ragland
Morales - White - Tienter - Anderson - Powell
Collins - Foster - Warren - Odika - Wood


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girls nite out ( on Easter Island)

"alone" the stone moaned,
"and all have grown, the others have flown"
so the rock began the roll,
and this is rather droll,
that she seemed a troll.
so the bolder, when older
wouldn't grow colder, for a boulder...
( accounting for treble, such a pebble! )
oh, taken for granite, as though...
did she plan it? or plant it,
on this planet?
so the moral to this story, as maybe the glory
never emboss with moss
and so say the boss, it's all dross

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snow

Snow is the lyrical dust and codex of mirrored guitars. Fear is always there, always approximately in my knowlege. Have you counted the order of the dog sleds in the snow? Drivers are drilled out, spectators are questioned briefly. Why worry if you possessed it so? Did you hear waiting children at the door? You end disadvantaged of it, as I heard, even internal. All locked in with the wind at the door. All this snow was meant for you. I plant circles in the sky and I will swallow mirrors. Snow is the bitter and ugly force of gravity. Try calling my brother, he holds the keys. I meant it more often than not, so why volume it so? If you hear children at the door, the control room also hears them. What were your thoughts that you would intend to abandon me? Why would everything vanish, with us inside an empty room? The art of the poets was included in all of this snow feeling. We carry our thoughts with us, ready to surrender our knowledge.

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:09 pm
by sgt.null
a list of the instrumentals on the (only)
Rhymes With Clown
cd, that I have named anyway.

4] Swivel Sweet
7] Fistic
8] Rhythm Theory (rem)
10] Chalk-Horse of a Different Garage
11] Hate-Face
12] Phosphic Sulfate
13] Ohrwurm
14] Pencil Box
15] Sugarfoot Heatherbrook
16] I Couldn't Stand the Euphoria
17] 3.14
19] Self Tapping Machine Screw
20] Light Trespass
21] Gearbox Poptop
22] Candy Cigarrete Burns
23] Fingers for Gumby
24] Eagles Fly West
25] 17 Seconds
26] Trinidad Cstro
27] Brackish Pools of Self Loathing
28] Me, Myself, Idle
29] Brand New Day
30] Burnt Umber
31] Ditko?
32] Life is a Deep Sleep of Which Love is the Dream
33] 18W13

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:24 pm
by sgt.null
An Exhortation To Philosophy

1: speak low things acutely
2: great things with dignity
1: and moderate things with temper
2: the little trouble in the worl that is not due to love
1&2: is due to friendship

1: to always be the best
1&2: and overtop the rest

1: morals
2: property
1&2: individual
1: science
2: image
1: appetite

1&2: skepticism does not equal cynicism

1&2: they'll nail your head to the podium

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:15 am
by sgt.null
Manchester

one million one million and
one million add them up
add them up add them up
add the bridges the bridges

hills and streets wander hills
and streets the greens add
them up keep you here and
lock them up lock them up

so i remember her like you
and remember you like her
polish it down polish it down
you ground it down and down

crushed by you falling down
falling down and the rain is
falling down all set to go and
let it fall and let it fall let it fall

rewind the rewind wind rewind
it down a wish for me a wish
for me a list to count them up
for me to count for me to count

keep the change won't you keep
the change and change for me
for me won't you change won't
you change please change please

down i travel down to you to you
it's up to you in circles it's up to
you i travel down to you down to
you it's up to you it's up to you

push and shove push and shove
push and shove push and shove
push and shove push and shove
push and shove push and shove