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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:29 pm
by Menolly
:::chuckling:::
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:53 pm
by lucimay
Cameraman Jenn wrote:DONT YOU DARE! BLOODGUARD BOB! PUT DOWN THE POTATO AND STEP AWAY FROM THE MICROWAVE!
don't you love how jenn says that in the Cop Voice!!!
(she could be holding a loaded turkey baster on him!!)
you should be a kitchen cop jenn!!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:20 pm
by bloodguard bob
you'll never take me alive copper!
ok, potato?
check.
1250 watt microwave?
check.
poke holes?
check
let's see 1250 watt is a lot of juice, but...no biggie.
microwave safe plate?
check.
now set for 21 minutes.
GO!
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:24 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE WHEN I GET HOME!
At least put on your damn safety glasses and make sure you put the animals far far away from the kitchen. Plus, every bit of the mess had best be cleaned up BEFORE I get home or there will be HELL TO PAY!
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:26 pm
by bloodguard bob
what? i can't hear you. lots of sizzling, crackling and steaming.
16 and a half minutes to go.Weeeee!
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:29 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
ARRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I think you ought to take the advice of your own tagline MISTER!
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:32 pm
by bloodguard bob
11 minutes and counting.
starting to wrinkle (the potato) at the ends.
IT'S ALIVE! HA HA HA HA!
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:36 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
THAT'S IT! NO MORE OF THE DELICIOUS LASAGNA FOR YOU! IT'S OKRA AND TRIPE FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS WHILE I DINE ON YUMMY STUFF!
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:54 pm
by bloodguard bob
ugh! peeyooh.hacking cough!
no longer hearsay.
was forced to abort experiment at 15min.22sec. due to extreme odor and smoke.
potato is intact, smoking, and gives off a foul odor resembling burned potatoes.
it has shrivled to half it's normal size and is considerably lighter due to, it is assumed, dehydration.
although the theories in question are no longer hearsay, one is struck wondering what the full 21 minutes could have done to a five ounce potato.
tomorrow we resume our experiment with the effects of a microwave vs. a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich
i like okra and tripe 
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:59 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
That's it, I am unplugging the microwave and hiding it when I get home.
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:02 pm
by lucimay
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:15 pm
by Menolly
Tee-HEE-hee
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:28 am
by Cameraman Jenn
For those of you who thought BGB and I were kidding....
I arrived home and found the window open and the fans going full blast. A lingering odor of burnt yuck hangs in the air of the apartment.
Thank you very much High Lord Tolkien.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:31 am
by Cameraman Jenn
DO NOT GIVE HIM ANY MORE IDEAS PEOPLE! SERIOUSLY!
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:27 am
by High Lord Tolkien
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:31 am
by Cameraman Jenn
High Lord Tolkien, WHEN we meet, I am so going to kick you in the shins. I still love you buddy but you need a serious kick in the shins. Or at least a hard flick on the nose. BGB is on work leave with a back injury and BORED out of his skull, DO NOT GIVE HIM ANY MORE IDEAS!
Allright, it was funny to an extent, BUT seriously DO NOT encourage him. At least not until the smell goes away totally....sheesh... 
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:36 am
by balon!
You know....
I have an old micriwave in my garage that I was WONDERING what to do with....
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:41 am
by High Lord Tolkien
Cameraman Jenn wrote:
Allright, it was funny to an extent, BUT seriously DO NOT encourage him. At least not until the smell goes away totally....sheesh...
Ok, but just so you know, if that's the condition, it means not until 2015!
Sorry.
Seriously, I think we could still smell it on damp days for like a year.
I laughed so hard at his posts though!
It was perfect.
If I remember correctly if he let it go a few more minutes it would have ended up looking like a fluffy piece of pastry.....made out of compressed carbon dust.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:55 am
by balon!
Ever put a bar of ivory soap in a microwave? Now THATS fun.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:09 am
by bloodguard bob
Cameraman Jenn wrote:High Lord Tolkien, WHEN we meet, I am so going to kick you in the shins. I still love you buddy but you need a serious kick in the shins. Or at least a hard flick on the nose. BGB is on work leave with a back injury and BORED out of his skull, DO NOT GIVE HIM ANY MORE IDEAS!
Allright, it was funny to an extent, BUT seriously DO NOT encourage him. At least not until the smell goes away totally....sheesh...
whoa, whoa. why pick on HLT? he brought up the valid point that it is but hearsay that a tato turns to carbon after 20 minutes in a microwave. would you not want to know the truth? nay, the FACT? some might have said to themselves,"ok...potato in the microwave. whatever HLT." thinking it were an urban legend. but now the truth is ours. if i had only cooked the tato 5 min. i would have put it in a different thread but this is "oh, criminey..." we're SAVING people here, one pyrex cassarole dish at a time.
now, balon...does it have to be Ivory saop?
